Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vehemently sarcastic. Serious when I need to be.
I believe that the following pick-up lines should be
1. Ello Ello
2. Ahhh, herroh preeze
On a somewhat serious note...
I'd like to think I'm more interesting than I convey when writing
Operationally, pretty set in my ways. Emotionally open-minded. Mind
directs the body. I admit that I need a little push from time to
I love exploring the Pacific NW once the really bad weather
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to figure that out in some respects.
Improving my lot in life and trying not to step on anybody else's
toes while doing so.
About to return to the car ownership lifestyle. Very conflicted
about it though. Love saving the money and not polluting, but it's
definitely limiting in some respects.
Not playing enough cribbage and hot dice. Call me boring, but
playing some games with friends is what I consider an enjoyable
evening. That coupled with a nice meal and a few quality adult
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Working smarter, not harder
- Learning new things pretty quickly
- Eliciting strange looks from people (usually because of something
ridiculous I've said)
- Not getting dates on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From my perspective... Trying to make you laugh. Usually, I don't
care if it's with me or at me.
From other people's perspective... No idea. A friend recently told
me that I obviously don't give a shit what people think about me.
That's definitely true (to a point).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club, Life if Pi, Ishmael, World According to Garp,
Breakfast of Champions, Liars Poker, From Beirut to
Movies: Dark Knight, Holy Grail, Big Lebowski, etc.
Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, Colbert, Stewart.
Music: Pink Floyd, Radiohead, etc.
Food: Sushi, pizza, oysters, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beside loved ones...
1. Comfortable bed
4. Good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I see so many "Serious" Christians on this website. For one,
we're in Portland. And two, this isn't Christian Mingle.com.
Unrealistic expectations (mine and others).
Smart phones and dating websites have clearly had a negative impact
Where my next vacation will take me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Soaking in a bathtub full of tepid cage-free goat's milk surrounded
by scented candles listening to Yanni Live at The Acropolis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a birthmark in the shape of Michael Jackson on my
Sometimes I feel like this...
But usually, I feel like this...
In closing, from the beginning, I'll probably show more affection
to your pet(s) than to you. Pets tend to be warmer and more
welcoming than their owners.
You should message me if
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Your profile doesn't sound like it was co-written by Rainbow Brite
and My Little Pony.
You're looking to forge a team, not create some sort of managerial
You can deal with the fact that I have a crush on Diane Lane.
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