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HoptimusPrime75

38 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Belarusan (Okay), Breton (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vehemently sarcastic. Serious when I need to be.

I believe that the following pick-up lines should be air-tight...

1. Ello Ello
2. Ahhh, herroh preeze

On a somewhat serious note...

I'd like to think I'm more interesting than I convey when writing about myself.

Operationally, pretty set in my ways. Emotionally open-minded. Mind directs the body. I admit that I need a little push from time to time.

I love exploring the Pacific NW once the really bad weather subsides.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to figure that out in some respects.

Improving my lot in life and trying not to step on anybody else's toes while doing so.

About to return to the car ownership lifestyle. Very conflicted about it though. Love saving the money and not polluting, but it's definitely limiting in some respects.

Not playing enough cribbage and hot dice. Call me boring, but playing some games with friends is what I consider an enjoyable evening. That coupled with a nice meal and a few quality adult beverages.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Self-sufficiency
- Working smarter, not harder
- Learning new things pretty quickly
- Eliciting strange looks from people (usually because of something ridiculous I've said)
- Not getting dates on OKCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From my perspective... Trying to make you laugh. Usually, I don't care if it's with me or at me.

From other people's perspective... No idea. A friend recently told me that I obviously don't give a shit what people think about me. That's definitely true (to a point).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight Club, Life if Pi, Ishmael, World According to Garp, Breakfast of Champions, Liars Poker, From Beirut to Jerusalem.

Movies: Dark Knight, Holy Grail, Big Lebowski, etc.

Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, Colbert, Stewart.

Music: Pink Floyd, Radiohead, etc.

Food: Sushi, pizza, oysters, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beside loved ones...

1. Comfortable bed
2. Job
3. Coffee
4. Good beer
5. Internet
6. Travel/Outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I see so many "Serious" Christians on this website. For one, we're in Portland. And two, this isn't Christian Mingle.com.

Unrealistic expectations (mine and others).

Smart phones and dating websites have clearly had a negative impact on humanity.

Where my next vacation will take me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Soaking in a bathtub full of tepid cage-free goat's milk surrounded by scented candles listening to Yanni Live at The Acropolis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a birthmark in the shape of Michael Jackson on my privates.

Sometimes I feel like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

But usually, I feel like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOoCixFA8OI

Lastly, in the beginning, I'll probably show more affection to your pet(s) than to you. Pets tend to be warmer and more welcoming than their owners.
You should message me if
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Your profile doesn't sound like it was co-written by Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony.

You're looking to forge a team, not create some sort of managerial environment.

You can deal with the fact that I have a crush on Diane Lane.