Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're better than me and you hate what you've done by submitting
yourself to the rigors of self-aggrandizing bullshit website dating
Self loathing and a cry of support for the time spent nearly
reaching accomplishment; what better format than OKCupid...?
yeah but...Wild Turkey and Rock music do wonders for the
load-soaked soul. Come on, let's explore this city! I'm going to
anyway, but I'd love to experience it with a wonderful, friendly,
intelligent and pretty young lady. Whaddya say?
Cheers to the evening,
A different one every time.
Oh, and message me if you don't need to know a person's every like
and dislike before you meet them for something as simple as a drink
or coffee. That's what conversation and shared experience are
Oh wait, ofcourse you won't message me. Guys don't get messages on
this site, only women do. Ha! Ok, I guess I'll have to message you
first. Silly me.