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31 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:28am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall, skinny, incessantly sarcastic, practicing alcoholic. Refined of course, and a connoisseur of sorts. Excited about next and wandering within this.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm not trying to take this thing too seriously. You don't get to know someone based on their "self summary."

Also, describing myself on a Profile Page of a "dating" website makes me feel like I just read a warning label on a Powerade bottle!

I don't have a facebook page...never have and probably never will. I enjoy the company of real people sharing real experiences and conversation.
I bicycle everywhere--so you drive!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living and working and moving. It's just me, my cat and one suitcase. I own more now, but this is always how I leave a place, and how i arrive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moving to a new city every couple three years (or fewer), depending on how I enjoy that city. It's how I've explored this country and I must admit, I'm slowing down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Good books (I generally read historic and current events type books-- current books are The United States in the Middle East and a biography of Ralph Ellison), movies based on a piece of literature (good novels and good movies are a necessary association), music that knows experiment (I'm a Jazz and Blues guy) and food that tastes fucking amazing!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uggh, really?? Ask me this over drinks or something for christsake.

I'm not a big fan of online profiles, yet will admit that social interaction and "gettin' to know ya's" will generally begin with these damn-ded things!

No one seems to meet via wartime atrocities or while smoking a cigarette outside a narcotics anonymous meeting in San Antonio anymore.

Next question please.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stupid question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm wearing honey.
You should message me if
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You're better than me and you hate what you've done by submitting yourself to the rigors of self-aggrandizing bullshit website dating desperation.

Self loathing and a cry of support for the time spent nearly reaching accomplishment; what better format than OKCupid...?

yeah but...Wild Turkey and Rock music do wonders for the load-soaked soul. Come on, let's explore this city! I'm going to anyway, but I'd love to experience it with a wonderful, friendly, intelligent and pretty young lady. Whaddya say?
Cheers to the evening,
A different one every time.

Oh, and message me if you don't need to know a person's every like and dislike before you meet them for something as simple as a drink or coffee. That's what conversation and shared experience are for.

Oh wait, ofcourse you won't message me. Guys don't get messages on this site, only women do. Ha! Ok, I guess I'll have to message you first. Silly me.