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HornBlower_11

31 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a tall, skinny, incessantly sarcastic, practicing alcoholic. Refined of course; connoisseur of sorts. Excited about next and wandering within this. Blah, blah, blah.
I'm not trying to take this thing too seriously. You don't get to know someone based on their "self summary."
Also, describing myself on a Profile Page of a "dating" website makes me feel like I just read a warning label on a Powerade bottle.
I don't have a facebook page...never have and probably never will. I enjoy the company of real people sharing real experiences and conversation.
I bicycle everywhere--so you drive!
What I’m doing with my life
Living and working and moving. It's just me, my cat and one suitcase. I own more now, but this is always how I leave a place and arrive at a place.
I’m really good at
Moving to a new city every couple of years--or fewer--depending on how I enjoy that city. It's how I've explored this country and I must admit, I'm slowing down. Portland, OR was my favorite and Tallahassee, FL my least favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good books (I generally read historic and current events type books--biographies and the like--current books are Gulp and a biography of Ralph Ellison), movies based on a piece of literature (good novels and good movies--a necessary association), music that knows experiment (I'm a Jazz and Blues guy) and food that tastes fucking amazing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Uggh, really?? Ask me this over drinks or something for christsake.
I'm not a big fan of online profiles, yet will admit that social interaction and "gettin' to know ya's" will generally begin with these damn-ded things! No one seems to meet via wartime atrocities or while smoking a cigarette outside a narcotics anonymous meeting in San Antonio anymore.

Next question please.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're better than me and you hate what you've done by submitting yourself to the rigors of self-aggrandizing bullshit website dating desperation.

Self loathing and a cry of support for the time spent nearly reaching accomplishment; what better format than OKCupid...?

yeah, but...Wild Turkey and Rock music do wonders for the load-soaked soul. Come on, let's explore this city! I'm going to anyway, but I'd love to experience it with a wonderful, friendly, intelligent and pretty young lady. Whaddya say?
Cheers to the evening,
A different one every time.

Oh, and message me if you don't need to know a person's every like and dislike before you meet them for something as simple as a drink or coffee. That's what conversation and shared experience are for.

Oh wait, ofcourse you won't message me. Guys don't get messages on this site, only women do. Ha! Ok, I guess I'll have to message you first. Silly me.