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22 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 27
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm William Horwich. I like alot of things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm presently working at an Interior Design company as a communicator. I'm looking for a long-term career in corporate communications, so I'm exactly where I want to be. I basically do anything and everything that isn't interior design, so the designers can focus on their craft. The job description changes every day, so it's pretty fulfilling work, and I love the people I work with. I also work nights at a cafe, and dabble in acting.
I’m really good at
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I love to sing, and do it constantly. I write poetry, but try to avoid the "rahhh fuck the system" subject matter so prevalent in the work of young poets. I write about mundane objects that lack noteworthy literature. Pigeons. Walls. Freeways. I don't keep this stuff a secret, feel free to ask if you're curious. My primary vice is Magic: the Gathering. There have been more than a few occasions where I've been staring sternly across the table at some grown-ass man while we each contemplate our next move. Trading cards are serious business.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People seem to think I'm a redhead. I deny this, but will most likely buckle to peer pressure and admit it someday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Stranger in a Strange Land, though I mostly read plays. Inherit the Wind & The Iceman Cometh are a few of my favorites. My favorite work of poetry, and one I try to live by, is from Spoon River Anthology. Here's part of it.

"...That act of the Spartan boy is greatly praised,
Who hid the wolf under his cloak,
Letting it devour him, uncomplainingly.
It is braver, I think, to snatch the wolf forth
And fight him openly, even in the street,
Amid dust and howls of pain.
The tongue may be an unruly member-
But silence poisons the soul.
Berate me who will- I am content."

Favorite movie's always a tough one. Queen Christina is one of my favorites, with Greta Garbo. She's just so damn honorable, and uncompromising in her self-integrity. Also loved the original Invisible Man, with Claude Rains. It's hard to be legitimately intimidating in black and white, but dude pulls it off in spades. Amistad's great too; I'll watch any abolition story.

I don't watch alot of TV, and it's never anything current, as I never bothered to get cable. Really looking forward to Arrested Development, though!

I love showtunes, and can often be found singing them. "Smile" is one of my favorite songs, though I listen to a broad variety of music.

I like food. I've been called a "meat & potatoes" kinda guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Job(s), smartphone, arms, legs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and ways to improve it. The cat I met on the sidewalk. Ideas for poems which usually get disregarded. If you really think about what you think about, it changes pretty rapidly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working. Though when I'm not, you can find me at one of my favorite haunts, usually with friends.

Some of those include the Second City stage, Griffith Observatory, Dodger Stadum & Melrose Music. I love introducing people to fun places that they never knew were right around the corner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really keep secrets. People who strive to be mysterious are sort of a turn-off for me. Not that I need to know everything, I just don't find drama fun or exciting.

But on a lighter note, I will go absolutely apeshit when singing in the car. Doesn't even matter what kind of music it is. If it's electronic, I'll gesticulate wildly. If it's classical, I'll air conduct like a boss. All from the waist up, of course. Can't exactly do the Charleston while driving. Also I was HUGE as a kid. Rolling down hills huge.
You should message me if
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You have a nice smile. This is my favorite feature on a woman. If you're of the disposition (as so many women in Los Angeles seem to be) that a scowl is more attractive than a smile, you need not apply.

You don't mind a few nerdy interests. I'm not gonna go dressed as Darth Vader to a party, but I hope I made it pretty clear that I'm not exactly a quarterback.

Or if you're a pastrami sandwich on rye. I've never met a pastrami sandwich on rye I didn't like. ;)