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35 Bath, UK Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Please excuse the ridiculous name!! i typed it quickly thinking i could change it later!
No im not fake, (been asked this a few times) I do modelling n wrestling! Plus ive included basic selfies n an extra long written profile so why ask?!
Don't message me if you have no picture or a photo of your dick or tell me you like my tits or you got a hard on looking at my pics?! Whack!!
Blimey this is loooong. Wtf?!...

Well Im sure whatever I say this is not going to be anything like meeting me?!

Take my test, I did it ages ago but it made me laugh reading it. Ages meaning 7 years!! Been on 3-4 dates off here.

Its all a bit tongue in cheek and I dont take myself too seriously... I hope I seem empowered but not overconfident..Im doing modelling for me and the money.

im a bit bored of modelling now sAlways up for a challenge- but no skydiving or moths!!!

So these pics are where im looking my best, sometimes i look like a glamorous slob. I like to chill hard as i play hard!

Im a fairly lively lady with a passion for life, big boobs and love an adventure! OKC says Im aggresive and less experience of love!? Ive had back to back long term relationships for past 20 yrs so would like to date then find someone long term but not live together... Im very cuddly and loving and want everyone happy really, i try to be a nice person. I really genuinely want a decent kind guy whos good in bed and looks after themselves!!? Is that too much to ask?!

Soooo. I like dog people cus theyre more outdoorsy. I have a funny Dachaund and a child whos 3 but hes awesome. Dont let that put you off. If your a warm hearted soul whos kind and likes the same...well heeellllloooo. And big strong guys with soul!

I like the great outdoors and kayaking, cycling, swimming and walking.
I like a good debate and went to uni.
I work as a self employed model and enjoy it. I also do do some live gigs.

i live on edge of cotswolds ...i am writing songs, meditation, yoga and spirituality. I work hard and chill good!
Id like to try some new things, travel more and love (clean style!) watersports!
At first glance i look like im here for casual sex and that i could be a bimbo! Not so dear child.

So much to see and create and people to meet and experiences to devour!
But no casual sex, unemployed or heavy smokers! Sorry
Please listen to my newer songs and give me some feedback! It's not my career anymore...But i love it! and

I like kind hearted gentlemen with biceps! I love beautiful places and experiencing new things. Like designing clothes, performing, kayaking, dance classes and dancing, keeping fit, white water rafting, modelling Trying to love and learn and enjoy life! I guess I am rather adventurous! Im currently in dublin to do wrestling while writing this!

Listen to my tunes I produced and sang if you really want to get to know me.

I'm a hard worker and like being creative! I like thoughtful people with ideas and the balls to do something about it.

I am warm, open, and fun I think.
What I’m doing with my life
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Travelling and deciding which country to live in or visit next...Graffiti writing in the Algarve, Smoking a blunt in Amsterdam with Saun Paul, recording in the south of France. I got family too, in Maryland USA and Toulouse..great places

Laughing at the the young ones smiling at Amelie trying to do the Brooklyn geek voice of the secretary from ghostbusters dressing up like an electro geisha I love japanese stuff..the language, music, fashion......ever tried jap pancakes? You should!

Loads of modelling, my job. Its creative and sexy. And Im not skinny and I fucking love curves. Nothing wrong with a real woman! Grown some balls -dont ask if you cant take the truth.

I generally only do paid shoots but want to experiment a bit more...Making a music video for my song GUNSLINGER. Its bloody hard, I need better kit or a videographer who does!
Jees-if your a film maker get in touch!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, kayaking, dancing modelling Daydreaming, singing and writing songs, posing, photography, swimmimg, outdoor walks, kissing, talking to strangers and whistling reaally loudly.

motivating others to party!...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
J'aime LA joie de vivre. J'adore LA vie!!
But actually its probably just my tits!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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FILMS 80's films-The Fly, Gremlins. Ghostbusters Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!

Love quality music not churned out pop although modern dance music like dubstep is pretty good.! ..Roots Reggae, [David Bowie]/The Kinks/Prince/Nina Samone best! Grace Jones
My cooking is "fusion" they call it-think Jamacian mixed with Italian and try to eat healthy. I despise Macdonalds and the child molesting krumping clown! Actually I debate this now cos it might be better to actually eat all of the animal and not waste any junk!! I wouldn't want to eat that out of choice though!

Book-Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night Time-read it and weep; written like a child has written it. I would of said Celestine Prophecy a few years back, but paranoia can be damaging.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hope I dont have a typical Friday night! Maybe being creative or seeing friends but probably chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 7, I fell into a swimming pool with my bridesmaids dress on before the wedding and they had to dry me with a hair dryer!

I steal toilet paper-well I am not paying to wipe my ass!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are creative intelligent like giving and receiving
including massages intellectual a man not a boy
sporty fit super motivated Fun Up for a
debate!! Think I am ok! Want to be refreshed with a real
conversation! Please don't message me if you consider youself
not yet a man or if you smoke loads of weed. Had enough of that to
last a lifetime! xx

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