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36 Highworth, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29-44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 28
White, Other
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Buddhism but it’s not important
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"You gotta have SOUL...if you didnt you wouldnt be in here!!!" (Who what where?)

Know your on here exciting, humourous, warm hearted, intelligent sexy beast!

Please excuse the ridiculous name!! I typed it quickly thinking i could change it later!

No im not fake, (been asked this a few times) Plus ive included basic selfies n an extra long written profile so why ask?!

Don't message me if you have no picture or a photo of your dick or tell me you like my tits or you got a hard on looking at my pics?! Whack!!
Blimey this is loooong. Wtf?!...not looking for a one night stand ...or marriage. ..just a normal boyfriend with no stress!

Well Im sure whatever I say this is not going to be anything like meeting me?!

Take my test, I did it ages ago but it made me laugh reading it. Ages meaning 7 years!! Been on 3-4 dates off here.

Its all a bit tongue in cheek and I dont take myself too seriously... I hope I seem empowered but not overconfident..Im doing modelling for me and the money.

im a bit bored of modelling now ..Always up for a challenge- but no skydiving or moths!!!

Im a fairly lively lady with a passion for life, big boobs and love an adventure! OKC says Im aggresive and less experience of love!? Ive had back to back long term relationships for past 20 yrs so would like to date then find someone long term but not live together... Im very cuddly and loving and want everyone happy really, i try to be a nice person. I really genuinely want a decent kind guy whos good in bed and looks after themselves!!? Is that too much to ask?!

Soooo. I like people that are more outdoorsy. I have a bengal and a child whos 5 but hes awesome. Dont let that put you off. If your a warm hearted soul whos kind and likes the same...well heeellllloooo. And big strong guys with soul!

I like the great outdoors
I like a good debate and went to uni.
I work as a self employed model and enjoy it. I also do do some live gigs.

i live on edge of cotswolds ...i am writing songs, meditation, yoga and spirituality. I work hard and chill good!
Id like to try some new things, travel more and love (clean style!) watersports!
At first glance i look like im here for casual sex and that i could be a bimbo! Not so dear child.

So much to see and create and people to meet and experiences to devour!
But no casual sex, unemployed or heavy smokers! Sorry
Please listen to my newer songs and give me some feedback! It's not my career anymore...But i love it! and

I like kind hearted gentlemen with biceps! I love beautiful places and experiencing new things. Like designing clothes, performing, kayaking, dance classes and dancing, keeping fit, white water rafting, modelling Trying to love and learn and enjoy life! I guess I am rather adventurous! Im currently in dublin to do wrestling while writing this!

Listen to my tunes I produced and sang if you really want to get to know me.

I'm a hard worker and like being creative! I like thoughtful people with ideas and the balls to do something about it.

I am warm, open, and fun I think.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laughing at the the young ones smiling at Amelie trying to do the Brooklyn geek voice of the secretary from ghostbusters dressing up

Loads of modelling, my job. Its creative and sexy. And Im not skinny and I fucking love curves. Nothing wrong with a real woman! Grown some balls -dont ask if you cant take it
I generally only do paid shoots but want to experiment a bit more...Making a music video for my song GUNSLINGER. Its bloody hard, I need better kit or a videographer who does!
Jees-if your a film maker get in touch!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, kayaking, dancing modelling Daydreaming, singing and writing songs, posing, photography, swimmimg, outdoor walks, kissing, talking to strangers wrestling!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
J'aime LA joie de vivre. J'adore LA vie!!
But actually its probably just my tits!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
FILMS 80's films-The Fly, Gremlins. Ghostbusters Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!

Love quality music not churned out pop although modern dance music like dubstep is pretty good.! ..Roots Reggae, [David Bowie]/The Kinks/Prince/Nina Samone best! Grace Jones]
Spicy food or italian

Book-Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night Time-read it and weep; written like a child has written it. I would of said Celestine Prophecy a few years back, but paranoia can be damaging.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hope I dont have a typical Friday night! Maybe being creative or seeing friends but probably chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 7, I fell into a swimming pool with my bridesmaids dress on before the wedding and they had to dry me with a hair dryer!

I steal toilet paper-well I am not paying to wipe my ass!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are creative intelligent like giving and receiving
including massages intellectual a man not a boy
sporty fit super motivated Fun Up for a
debate!! Think I am ok! Want to be refreshed with a real
conversation! Please don't message me if you consider youself
not yet a man or if you smoke loads of weed. Had enough of that to
last a lifetime! xx