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Hoteivius

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I listen a lot, but to everything more so than just people. I define my experiences as highly auditory. I find little moments of calmness throughout the day. I try to let the moment capture me. The boundaries I have been given, both physical and mental are the things I will always try to expand upon and reinvent. I cultivate mastery whenever the chance. I never settle in my art, I always strive for more.

I play gypsy jazz guitar and the talkbox.
I bike everywhere and run up the mountain (Tabor) often. Basketball makes me soooo happy. Same with live stand-up and the Hollywood Theater. I can name almost every tree and do it constantly in my head. I can show you the best waterfall, and no one you know has seen it. I'm forever a joker.

This whole thing really is a celebration of existence in my mind, and the journey is the key.

"Become the hero"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My goal is to play music professionally but that's a work in progress. In the day time I install Solar Arrays on roof tops and at night I serve in a restaurant. I trim Japanese maples and make peanut butter for a small batch production.

I'm looking for a woman with a defined sense of self and positive disposition. I like feminine women who are comfortable with embracing the dichotomy of a masculine side. I like someone who is comfortable in their own skin with a grounded and sensual nature. I'm looking to meet women with the same drive for daily adventure and a healthy respect for the beauty in the little things; the ever passing moments of fresh air, flowers, nature and stillness. Exercise and movement are a must... I need to feel my body every day through movement and breath.The natural high life provides is encouraging.

Success comes in varied circumstance and is defined personally so my hope is I match with someone who considers them self successful in life, not what they are deemed socially.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and recording music, cooking, tree identification, gardening, riding bikes, directions, playing guitar, running, wine tasting, climbing trees, driving, chopping wood, working with my hands, goofing off, talking shit, calmness, laughing, smiles, hugs, going out on a limb, picking berries and fruit, building fires.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Jitterbug Perfume, Rant, The War of Art, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Food of the Gods, Blood Meridian, Sex at Dawn, 48 Laws of Power, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Outliers, Dune, On the Road, Still Life With Woodpecker, Fight Club, The Road, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, The God Delusion, Diary.

Movies- The Big Lebowski, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Old Boy, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Defending your Life, Big Night, Roadhouse, Groundhog Day, Akira, Fight Club, There Will Be Blood, The Shining, Reservoir Dogs, Rashomon, Cool Hand Luke, True Grit, True Romance, Very Bad Things, Clerks, Waking Life, No Country for Old Men, Snatch, Platoon, Twelve Monkeys, Alien, The Departed, The Dark Crystal, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Superbadd.

TV- The Office, Star Trek(TNG mostly), Fargo, Breaking Bad, Louie, The Wire, Broad City, The X-files, South Park, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Son's of Anarchy, Workaholics, Peep Show, Cosmos, The Mighty Boosh, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, American Dad, ATHF, Home Movies.

Music- Zapp and Roger, DJANGO REINHEART, The Beatles, Daft Punk, The Greatful Dead, Fiona Apple, Bob Marley, DJ QUIK, Earth, Wind, and Fire, Louis Prima, Michael Jackson, Frank Ocean, Chromeo, The Smiths, The Smashing Pumpkins, Lorde, Raphael Saadiq, Hepcat, The Shins, Outkast, FLEET FOXES, Men at Work, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Weezer, Tenacious D, Ceu, St. Vincent, Curtis Mayfield, Chet Baker, KENDRICK LAMAR, Band of Horses, Cameo, Radiohead, Dogg Master, Empire of the Sun, BJORK, UB-40, Vampire Weekend, Stevie Wonder, Stereolab, Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks, Stone Temple Pilots, Jeff Buckley, Paul Simon, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, BAD RELIGION, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Elvis Costello, Curtis Mayfield, Miles Davis, Sublime, The Mars Volta, Sage Francis, Weird Al, Billie Holiday.

Comedy- George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Louis CK, Joan Rivers, Bill Hicks, Eddie Murphy, Joey Diaz, Roseanne Barr, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan, Lisa Lampanelli, Adam Carolla, Jerry Seinfeld, Zack Galifinakis, Robin Williams, Aziz Ansari, Bill Burr, Greg Fitzsimmons, Amy Schumer, Patrice O'neil, Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Izzard.

I could add a bunch more to most of these lists but I think I've gone far enough. I have Audible and Spotify subscriptions, as I've mentioned, I listen a lot in general to everything.

Food- Salt caramel or bacon and maple Ice cream, salmon, steelhead, chicken and duck eggs, AVOCADO, arepa, salsa, kale, Bi Bim Bap, ELK, Hatch green chili, faijoada, fried plantains, donburi particularly, but most sushi or sashimi will work, humus, bulgogi, cioppino, Duck Confit, catfish, lumachine, OYSTER SHOOTERS, Thai curry, dolma, pasties, chocolate, chicken liver mousse, Harissa, BBQ, spinach, spanakopita, cevapi, fries, crab, CHERRIES, heirloom tomatoes, bangers and mash, crepes, tagliatelle, watermelon, mango, cappacolla, ALL CHEESE and of course Nut BUTTER!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar- For it is my muse and my expression manifest.

a journey- What are we on other than, yet I find myself needing to define it for clarity.

my bike- A wise man once said "I've taken LSD, Mushrooms, DMT hundreds of times and the most psychedelic thing by far I ever did, was buy a bicycle."

a cat- Because a cat can teach you more about yourself than any person could.

an avocado- Mouth feel bitches.

love- Though I would hope that comes with the cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music mostly... Aside from that, my family takes up a large portion of my thoughts. I think about hiking and working out a lot too.

I dream about going on psychedelic vision quests through the wilderness to find myself and connect with nature, but I only ever manifest said trips every six months or so... Which is enough to keep my dreams floating through the galactic consciousness, of which I can't say exists, but the thought of it existing tempts me to keep yearning for more.

Also, cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and then sleeping so I can get up early to do the funnest shit on Saturday morning!!!!! (Usually making delicious nut butters at 7am)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of ageist when it comes to baby boomers... Even though my family is full of them. Sorry fam.

Also, for a guy who climbed trees professionally, I'm really scared of heights.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want some exquisite company.

You are looking to make friends with a like minded individual.

Are interested in playing Gypsy Jazz with me.

Want to hike, bike or camp ... Possibly all three on a combo adventure.

Like to cook and want to trade recipes and techniques.

Want to talk about Terence McKenna and all things psychedelic.

Want to hunt for mushrooms.

Want a jogging/ workout buddy near Mt. Tabor.