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Hoteivius

32 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello fellow OKQer! Portland is so nice right? How to describe me... I'm native Oregonian and I still have a lot to explore. We all do. This place is fucking abundant.
I listen a lot, but to everything more than just people. I try to let the moment capture me. The boundaries I have been given, both physical and mental are the things I will always try to expand upon.

I play music. I love to run. I'm a big fan of basketball and soccer. Same with live stand-up, and the Hollywood Theater. I can name most trees and do it constantly in my head. I love the coast.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My goal is to play music professionally. In the day time I work for a local peanut butter company.

I'm looking for a woman with a defined sense of self and positive disposition. I like someone who is comfortable in their own skin. Someone who sees the beauty in the little things.

I want to meet casually first because dates are kind of stuffy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, gardening, directions, playing guitar, running, wine tasting, climbing trees, chopping wood, talking shit, laughing, smiles, hugs, picking berries and fruit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Jitterbug Perfume, Rant, The War of Art, Food of the Gods, Blood Meridian, Sex at Dawn, 48 Laws of Power, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Outliers, Dune, Still Life With Woodpecker, Fight Club, The Road, The God Delusion, Born to Run.

Movies- The Big Lebowski, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Old Boy, Willow, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Defending your Life, Roadhouse, Groundhog Day, Fight Club, There Will Be Blood, Waking Life, The Fifth Element, Wild, The Departed, The Dark Crystal, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Superbadd.

TV- The Office, Star Trek(TNG mostly), Fargo, Breaking Bad, Louie, The Wire, Broad City, The X-files, South Park, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Workaholics, Peep Show, Cosmos, The Mighty Boosh, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, House of Cards.

Music- Zapp and Roger, DJANGO REINHEART, Daft Punk, Fiona Apple, DJ QUIK, Louis Prima, Frank Ocean, The Smiths, Raphael Saadiq, The Shins, Outkast, FLEET FOXES, Men at Work, Tenacious D, Ceu, Chet Baker, KENDRICK LAMAR, Band of Horses, Empire of the Sun, BJORK, UB-40, Vampire Weekend, Stereolab, Paul Simon, Elvis Costello, Billie Holiday.

Comedy- George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Joey Diaz, Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Louis CK, Joe Rogan, Lisa Lampanelli, Adam Carolla, Aziz Ansari, Bill Burr, Greg Fitzsimmons, Amy Schumer, Patrice O'neil, Duncan Trussell.

I could add a bunch more to most of these lists...

Food- Salt caramel or bacon and maple Ice cream, salmon, steelhead, chicken and duck eggs, AVOCADO, arepas, Bi Bim Bap, ELK, Hatch green chili, faijoada, fried plantains, donburi, sushi, humus, bulgogi, cioppino, catfish, OYSTER SHOOTERS, Thai curry, dolma, pasties, chocolate, Harissa, BBQ, spanakopita, cevapi, crab, CHERRIES, heirloom tomatoes, bangers and mash, crepes, watermelon, mango, cappacolla, ALL CHEESE and of course Nut BUTTER!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar, a journey, my bike, a cat, friendship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music mostly... Aside from that, my family takes up a large portion of my thoughts. I think about hiking, atheism, cats, the psychedelic nature of things, sex, stretching... Ya know. Stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends and sleeping so I can get up early to do the funnest shit on Saturday morning!!!!! (Usually making delicious nut butters at 7am)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For a guy who climbed trees professionally, I'm really scared of heights.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want some exquisite company.

You are looking to make friends with a like minded individual.

Are interested in playing Gypsy Jazz with me.

Want to hike, bike or camp ... Possibly all three on a combo adventure.

Like to cook and want to trade recipes and techniques.

Want to hunt for mushrooms.

Want a jogging/ workout buddy near Mt. Tabor.