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HouseholdPest

29 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy dancing like a lizard being given electroshock treatment.

I am a massive history nerd and will talk about it until somebody stops me with violence.

I enjoy those rambling pub conversations where you don't remember exactly what was said afterwards but still have the satisfaction of knowing you solved half the world's problems.

I have short term memory loss and often repeat myself.

I have short term memory loss and often repeat myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work in an archive. I won't bore you (lies) but it is much more interesting than it sounds...

^EDIT: this information is horribly out of date. I now study archiving at UCL so if you like talking about old paper you've come to the right place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding this sort of question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my walrus
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Lord of the Rings, Canterbury Tales, Hamlet, On the Road, Terry Pratchett's entire output, Philip Larkin's Poetry, A History of the World in 100 Objects, All Quiet On the Western Front, Edgar Allan Poe's complete works, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: The Wicker Man, The Shining, Withnail and I, Zulu, Gladiator, Fight Club, Once, Pulp Fiction, 12 Angry Men, Nosferatu.

Shows: Time Team, Peep Show, The Office, Coast, Game of Thrones, The Thick Of It, Alan Partridge, Father Ted, David Attenborough documentaries.

Music: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Pixies, Nirvana, Deftones, Lau, Cakes & Ale, Metallica, The Cure, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Steeleye Span, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, the Imagined Village, Dinosaur Jr.

Food: Anything with a good beat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Liquids
Tony Robinson
heartbeat
warmth
internal organs
ham sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Answering these questions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is no typi...oh of course there is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
would not be appropriate for a public website
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think you're ready for this jelly.

Oh, and not a fan of people hugging doped-up tigers.