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HouseholdPest

28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I enjoy dancing like a lizard being given electroshock treatment.

I am a massive history nerd and will talk about it until somebody stops me with violence.

I enjoy those rambling pub conversations where you don't remember exactly what was said afterwards but still have the satisfaction of knowing you solved half the world's problems.

I have short term memory loss and often repeat myself.

I have short term memory loss and often repeat myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work in an archive. I won't bore you (lies) but it is much more interesting than it sounds...
I’m really good at
Avoiding this sort of question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Lord of the Rings, Canterbury Tales, Hamlet, On the Road, Terry Pratchett's entire output, Philip Larkin's Poetry, A History of the World in 100 Objects, All Quiet On the Western Front, Edgar Allan Poe's complete works, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: The Wicker Man, The Shining, Withnail and I, Zulu, Gladiator, Fight Club, Once, Pulp Fiction, 12 Angry Men, Nosferatu.

Shows: Time Team, Peep Show, The Office, Coast, Game of Thrones, The Thick Of It, Alan Partridge, Father Ted, David Attenborough documentaries.

Music: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Pixies, Nirvana, Deftones, Lau, Cakes & Ale, Metallica, The Cure, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Steeleye Span, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, the Imagined Village, Dinosaur Jr.

Food: Anything with a good beat.
The six things I could never do without
Liquids
Tony Robinson
heartbeat
warmth
internal organs
ham sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Answering these questions
On a typical Friday night I am
either boring my housemates with some obscure trivia, or doing the same thing in a pub environment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
would not be appropriate for a public website
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think you're ready for this jelly.

Oh, and not a fan of people hugging doped-up tigers.