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34 M Green Bay, WI

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:20pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am dumb, but I'm good at it. The trick is in the pacing. Regular intervals, people -- not all at once. I think a lot of people get eager and blow a fuse. Hence, the world is full of nonfunctioning dumbasses. This is why I'm so sad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer, musician, student, employed, bored, horrible at chess and Munchkin, good at needless diatribing, and, um, think of something really awesome and attach me to it.

Wait, I meant like, a character trait. Not like a dildo or anything.

Unless it's attached to my head. But that should probably go in the "most private thing about me" section.

I think this all circles back around to the 'bored' comment. God I hope so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poodle Wranglin'
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell pretty goddamn amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've got Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus, iTunes, Beats, and Kindle accounts. There's no way I'm going to cover all the bases with a list. ASK ME!

And I'll eat just about anything. (there's not an 'account' for that, I realize.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Telekinesis
2. A Tardis
3. The BDSM "How-To" Guide: Grandparents Edition
4. Morgan Freeman to narrate my life in a movie about me
5. A bio-dome
6. What, was I supposed to write friends and family, my iPhone, or something obvious and oh-so clever like "water and food to sustain life" like every other lameass on okcupid? Sorry to disappoint. I want to be an insane billionaire with a bio-dome, what?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies, kittens, cute little furry animals in general. I have a cat, see "insane billionaire" above -- it totally checks out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reinforcing low-standing barricades in preparation for the impending Chihuahua Apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Aspergers maybe, not sure. I really hope there's an excuse for all of "this."

But at least I got swagger. Is that still a thing we want?
You should message me if
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Banana Hammock, that's why.

Message me if you wanna do something fun. Paintball, lingerie football, a Packer game, Bay Beach, an arcade, whatevs. There's always a new Marvel flick hitting theaters. Maybe go to a board game meetup or play some video games. Mmmmm video games. Or we can do something girly, but only if it's fun. I don't mind getting bedazzle on me. Women like bedazzling, right?

Vagazzled. Look it up.