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34 • M • Green Bay, WI
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 1:20pm
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Other, and laughing about it
- Aries, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of space camp
- Art / Music / Writing
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Okay)
Wait, I meant like, a character trait. Not like a dildo or anything.
Unless it's attached to my head. But that should probably go in the "most private thing about me" section.
I think this all circles back around to the 'bored' comment. God I hope so.
And I'll eat just about anything. (there's not an 'account' for that, I realize.)
2. A Tardis
3. The BDSM "How-To" Guide: Grandparents Edition
4. Morgan Freeman to narrate my life in a movie about me
5. A bio-dome
6. What, was I supposed to write friends and family, my iPhone, or something obvious and oh-so clever like "water and food to sustain life" like every other lameass on okcupid? Sorry to disappoint. I want to be an insane billionaire with a bio-dome, what?
But at least I got swagger. Is that still a thing we want?
Message me if you wanna do something fun. Paintball, lingerie football, a Packer game, Bay Beach, an arcade, whatevs. There's always a new Marvel flick hitting theaters. Maybe go to a board game meetup or play some video games. Mmmmm video games. Or we can do something girly, but only if it's fun. I don't mind getting bedazzle on me. Women like bedazzling, right?
Vagazzled. Look it up.
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