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HouseofPanda

34 M Green Bay, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I spend a good deal of money, effort and time on the things I enjoy, like technology, vacations, gaming (board/card/video), school, pickleballin' (to all my 70-year-old playas, whattup), storytelling - anything and everything that catches my eye.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Green Bay in March, 2013.

I'm a writer, musician, student, gainfully employed, and a dozen other things. Gotta stay busy.
I’m really good at
Poodle Wranglin'
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell pretty goddamn amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Koontz
Douglas Adams
Hunter S. Thompson

I love Harry Potter, too. Sue me.

I love a lot of music styles but currently addicted to liquid dubstep/chillstep. Also some hard rock, musicals, folksy shit, gangsta rap from the 90's, whatever.

Inception
Kick-Ass
Anything made by Marvel
The Avengers is the greatest movie of all time

Shows:
Dexter
Archer
Big Bang Theory
Cougar Town (Scrubs spiritual successor)
Tosh.0
Ugly Americans
South Park
The League
Blue Mountain State
The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart
Game of Thrones
Friends
Ink Master (season 3 kinda bummed me out though)
American Horror Story

UFC

The Joss Section:
Buffy
Angel
Firefly
Dollhouse
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
Marvel's Agents of Shield
The Cabin in the Woods!!! I was gonna write that!!!
The six things I could never do without
1. Telekinesis
2. My own private Tardis
3. the werewithal to kidnap Rupert Murdoch if he's ever in town
4. Morgan Freeman to narrate my life in a movie about me
5. A mansion and pool within a bio-dome
6. BDSM
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies, kittens, cute little furry animals in general. I have a cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reinforcing low-standing barricades in preparation for the impending Chihuahua Apocalypse.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Banana Hammock, that's why.

Message me if you wanna do something fun. I'll smoke your ass at paintball or we'll go catch a lingerie football game or something. There's always a new Marvel flick hitting theaters. Maybe go to a board game meetup or play some video games. Mmmmm video games. Or we can do something girly and shitty, but only if it's fun. I don't mind getting bedazzle on me. Women like bedazzling, right?