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HouseofPanda

34 M Green Bay, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Yiddish (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am dumb, but I'm good at it. The trick is in the pacing. Regular intervals, people -- not all at once. I think a lot of people try to do what I do, but they get eager and blow a fuse. I think this is why I'm so sad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer, musician, student, employed, bored, horrible at chess and Munchkin, good at needless diatribing, and, um, think of something really awesome and attach me to it.

Wait, I meant like, a character trait. Not like a dildo or anything.

Unless it's attached to my head. But that should probably go in the "most private thing about me" section.

I think this all circles back around to the 'bored' comment. God I hope so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poodle Wranglin'
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell pretty goddamn amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
Koontz
Douglas Adams
Hunter S. Thompson
I love Harry Potter, too. Sue me.
I'm currently trying to read "City of Bones" by Cassandra Clare but I think it sucks. Hence "trying."

MUSIC:
liquid dubstep/chillstep
hard rock
musicals
classical
folksy shit
gangsta rap from the 90's
some pop music
random iTunes finds

MOVIES:
Inception
Kick-Ass
Anything made by Marvel
'The Avengers' is the greatest movie of all time
'The Hours' sucked

SHOWS:
Orange is the New Black
Dexter
Archer
Big Bang Theory
Cougar Town (Scrubs spiritual successor)
Tosh.0
Ugly Americans
South Park
The League
Blue Mountain State
The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart
Game of Thrones
Friends
Ink Master (season 3 and 4 kinda bummed me out though)
American Horror Story

UFC

JOSS WHEDON:
Buffy
Angel
Firefly
Dollhouse
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
Marvel's Agents of Shield
The Cabin in the Woods!!! I was gonna write that!!!
And as mentioned earlier, The Avengers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Telekinesis
2. My own private Tardis
3. The BDSM "How-To" Guide: Grandparents Edition
4. Morgan Freeman to narrate my life in a movie about me
5. A mansion and pool within a bio-dome
6. What, was I supposed to write friends and family, my iPhone, or something obvious and oh-so clever like "water and food to sustain life" like every other lameass on okcupid? Sorry to disappoint. I want to be an insane billionaire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies, kittens, cute little furry animals in general. I have a cat, see "insane billionaire" above -- it totally checks out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reinforcing low-standing barricades in preparation for the impending Chihuahua Apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A S P E R G E R S - yo.

But at least I got swagger. Is that still a thing that we want?
You should message me if
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Banana Hammock, that's why.

Message me if you wanna do something fun. Paintball, lingerie football, a Packer game, Bay Beach, an arcade, whatevs. There's always a new Marvel flick hitting theaters. Maybe go to a board game meetup or play some video games. Mmmmm video games. Or we can do something girly and shitty, but only if it's fun. I don't mind getting bedazzle on me. Women like bedazzling, right?

Vagazzled.