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Housespouse

45 Oxford, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–57
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:24pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Status
Married
Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a confident, outgoing, happy-go-lucky guy who lives life to the max... is not how I would start a description of myself. More like an introspective, sardonic, procrastinating geek who'd rather pick up a comic or an xbox controller than a football. Funnily enough, that doesn't get me a lot of interest. No idea why.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Part-time pixel-monkey, part-time looking after house, home and kids, 1950s housewife style (see? that's why the name). I even have my own pinny. Also have been known to sing bass and save the universe from Reapers (though not simultaneously).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, hugs, making coffee, massage, naming a movie playing on TV a few seconds after walking into the room, finding less important things to do, punctuation, and I can put a whole Jaffa Cake in my mouth and remove the disc of orangey bit intact. None of these ever helped get me a job
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a bit shy initially
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Is it not boring reading about other people's favourite books, bands, movies etc?
Yes - go to next entry
No - oh well:
Books... Big on graphic novels at the moment (yes, comics) especially Grant Morrison's Batman work. Michael Chabon's Kavalier and Clay, His Dark Materials trilogy, Ready Player One (which was written especially for me), American Gods, Readers' Digest Extraordianry Uses for Everyday Things

Movies... Oh god, such a long long list: all Coen Brothers as far as Fargo, most Woody Allen, The Chrstopher Nolan Batman trilogy, Withnail & I, Field of Dreams, Singing in the Rain, early Tim Burton, The Princess Bride, Shame, Repo Man, Tery Gilliam, Jim Jarmusch, The Marvel Avengers universe, Blues Brothers, The Tall Guy, The Matrix (not the trilogy), Grosse Point Blank... I really could go on for far too long, and maybe I have already

Music... Same again - Tom Waits, Yann Tiersen, The Bluetones, Ani Difranco, Frank Sinatra, Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmerman, J.S Bach, Elvis Costello, The Spooky Men's Chorale, Belle & Sebastian, The Cure, Daniel Licht, Flight of the Conchords, Orbital, Moldy Peaches, The Correspondents... I'll stop now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good coffee
Music
Humour
Family/close friends
Chocolate milk
Indulgence

In no particular order
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding down
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a phantom pregnancy. Technically.
You should message me if
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You like talking nonsense

You want to talk Doctor Who with someone who understands

You can add to my rubbish joke collection

You never say never (not even to say never say never)

You call them One Dimension

You're bored

I'm bored

You wanna