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Housespouse

44 M Oxford, UK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Far too modest to talk about myself...
It's up to you to find out. Consider it a magical mystery nonsensical tour of discovery. With obscure references.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking after house, home and kids, 1950s housewife style. I even have my own pinny. Also have been known to sing bass and save the universe from Reapers (though not simultaneously)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can put a whole Jaffa Cake in my mouth and remove the disc of orangey bit intact
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really wouldn't know. If you meet me, you could enlighten me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Is it not boring reading about other people's favourite books, bands, movies etc?
Yes - go to next entry
No - oh well:
Books... Big on graphic novels at the moment (yes, comics) especially Grant Morrison's Batman work. Michael Chabon's Kavalier and Clay, His Dark Materials trilogy, all the Rainbow Magic books (best not to fight it if you have to read them that often)

Movies... Oh god, such a long long list: all Coen Brothers as far as Fargo, most Woody Allen, All Chrstopher Nolan so far, Withnail & I, Field of Dreams, Singing in the Rain, early Tim Burton, The Princess Bride, Shame, Repo Man... I really could go on for far too long

Music... Same again - Tom Waits, Yann Tiersen, The Bluetones, Ani Difranco, Frank Sinatra, Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmerman, J'S Bach, Elvis Costello,The Spooky Men's Chorale, Belle & Sebastian, The Cure, Daniel Licht, Flight if the Conchords, Orbital, Moldy Peaches, The Correspondents... I'll stop now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the obvious ones like oxygen, water, etc

Good coffee
Music
Humour
Family/close friends
Chocolate milk
Indulgence

In no particular order
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding down
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could very happily bingewatch Glee
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–57
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like talking nonsense

You want to talk Doctor Who with someone who understands

You can add to my rubbish joke collection

You never say never (not even to say never say never)

You call them One Dimension

You're bored

I'm bored

You wanna