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How_I_Met_You

24 M Anaheim, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The name is Patrick. I'm not gonna bore you with the whole "let me give you everything upfront" approach. The mystery is part of the chase, right? Brief bullet points:

~Food is good.

~Krispy Kreme is heavenly.

~Women are beautiful.

~Family is invaluable.

~ Friends make the world go 'round.

~..and did I mention that Women are beautiful ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, work, and more work. Im what you call an Asset Protection Specialist. What is that? Basically, I'm security. I catch thieves-and I also check receipts, like that guy at Costco. That's right; I'm your Huckleberry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh. Or rather, trying to make people laugh and failing miserably, which makes them laugh even harder.
-Taking over the world
-Having meaningful conversations
-Listening
-Being a loyal friend above all else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that I'm sweet, soft and cuddly. Also, I smell like clean laundry and Irish Spring~even though I don't use it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Divine Comedy of Dante's Inferno, World War Z, 1984, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, The Great Gatsby, LOTR, All Quiet On The Western Front, The Walking Dead, Left Behind series, Narnia series. There are more, just give me a bit.

Movies: *EDIT: Les Miserables has a hold on my heart. If you do not like musicals, that is ok, I will convert you.

Goodfellas, Band of Brothers (HBO Miniseries, good enough to be a movie), The Pacific (another HBO Miniseries), Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Godfather (all 3 of them), The Big Lebowski, Tron (1 & 2), Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Captain America, The Avengers, (pretty much any comic movie like those), Die Hard (1-4). And much more

I recently had a conversation with a good friend of mine about our top 5 movies, and mine are as follows (in no particular order): Les Miserables, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Die Hard With A Vengeance, The Avengers, and Toy Story (1 or 3..its too close)

Oh, and I can recite every line to Wayne's World by heart. All time favorite movie!!!

TV Shows: LOST!!!!!
~Castle!!!!!
~White Collar!!!!
~Friends
~West Wing!!!!
~Sons Of Anarchy!!!!!
~Glee
~Burn Notice
~How I Met Your Mother!!!!!
~The Glades
~The Walking Dead,
~Other shows of interest include: Scrubs, Flash Forward, Breaking Bad, Phineas and Ferb, Sons of Anarchy, any MMA (UFC, Elite XC, Strikeforce, etc).

Music: Rock/Heavy Metal: Metallica, Black Sabbath, KISS, Iron Maiden, Zakk Wylde, Green Day etc.

Blues: Stevie Ray Vaughan, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, Billy Holliday, Howlin' Wolf, etc.

Tencho: Hardstyle, House, Dubstep: Daft Punk, Justice, Chromeo, Skrillex, The Chemical Brothers, Deadmou5, Nero, etc.

Other interests include: Classical, Country, Rap, Hip Hop, among others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family
2) Friends
3) A good book
4) Some peace and quiet to gather my thoughts
5) Netflix
6) A nice bed to rest in

..yes, I know 5 and 6 aren't all that amazing, but every once in a while, its nice to relax and queue up some good Netflix stuff :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. And nothing. All at the same time. I like to debate people, prod the inner workings of their mind. Usually involves me pulling theories out of thin air and talking in circles, but hey, its entertaining.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this word "typical"? I do not know this. But, I'm usually out and about with the Broskis; whether its playing beer pong, kicking alien @$$, taking over the world, going to a billiards hall or a bowling alley. You know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Reading this has sparked something in your head.
-You find that we have some things in common.
-Or you just want to talk. I like to have random conversations.

*EDIT: Do not just message me with a "hey", or try to pull a Joey with "How You Doin'". Its not gonna work ;)