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I'm white as hell
I love the power of media. Specifically, I'm interested in how the
heck we can legitimize the medium of video games. Let's tell some
stories with them!
I was born in Florida! I live in California now. It's pretty great.
I don't watch T.V. or drink soda. My favorite insult is to call
something "warm garbage." I've got two degrees--so I'm definitely
twice as smart as somebody with one degree.
Seriously though, white as a ghost
What I’m doing with my life
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Making video games, which is definitely something you have the
right to be judgemental about (I'm serious), but if you're not then
that's cool and I'm glad! More specifically, I do technical art and
visual effects. I'm one of the three people on the planet who likes
Year four of my five-year-plan consists of "Learn japanese" and
"Learn the banjo" but I'm thinking I should move one or both of
those things up on the timetable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up programming languages. I learned C# in a day
I can predict when my alarm clock is going to go off and wake up
ten minutes before it does. I can touch-type with my just my index
fingers like a MO-FUGGA.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a sweet scar running down my left cheek. Super sweet.
I don't sweat. It's a blessing and a curse (mostly a curse).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Favorite album is No Balance Palace by Kashmir. It and
Nirvana Unplugged used to get me through the 4-hour drive between
San Luis Obispo and Oakland. I fucking love Buke and Gase. I'm
currently over-listening to Peter Broderick.
My favorite book is Blood Meridian. I dig good (read: old) sci-fi.
Currently reading Gödel, Escher, Bach.
My favorite movie is The Fountain. Darren Aronofsky has never made
a bad movie in my eyes (this includes Noah, which was a bad movie).
David Lynch has made one.
Food: I can't eat cheese and I love velveeta. Life is suffering??
Cantelope is the God-Fruit, but bananas are close (let's say
Pope-Fruit). I like sherbet more than ice cream.
My favorite video game is Kentucky Route Zero.
Last but not least, WEBCOMICS: Unsounded. Judecca. Vattu. Cucumber
Quest. A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyesight. Thin button-downs. Wind. Air conditioning. People smarter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the back of my own head looks like.
I've lately spent a lot of time trying to reconcile my desire to
make video games with the gross-ass shambles that is the games
industry. Most games aren't worth anybody's time, so I try doubly
hard to be aware of the ones that are.
Politics and economics. My place in the future America.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing and sometimes eating and almost certainly using most of
my senses to be aware of whatever dynamic environment I find myself
in. Sometimes I drink with friends! Sometimes I sit at home and
watch shit on Youtube. I'm never being obstinate and refusing to do
cool shit if I know about cool shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Flavored chapstick is way better than plain chapstick.
You should message me if
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You find me SEXY AS HELL
Alternatively, message me if you want to drive east, to the wind
farms, with the windows rolled down.
You think "warm garbage" is a *really* good phrase to use to insult
You wanna go kayaking! I love kayaking. Not, you know,
triple-diamond rapids or whatever. Just boatin' and floatin'. I'm
also into hiking and I LOVE snow things.
And finally: if you've got any constructive criticism about my
profile! I've got an utter lack of self awareness about this shit.
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