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26 Santa Ana, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New to SoCal! Few friends and fewer experiences here so far, but maybe y'all OKCupe-o's can change that, yeah?

I'm a real human bean, And a real hero

I love the power of media. Specifically, I'm interested in how the heck we can legitimize the medium of video games. Let's tell some stories with them!

I was born in Florida! I lived in the Bay for 3 years before moving here, San Luis Obispo before that, and the Bay again before that. I don't watch T.V. or drink soda. My favorite insult is to call something "warm garbage." I've got two degrees--so I'm definitely twice as smart as somebody with one degree.

Seriously though, white as a ghost
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Blizzard ;O

Year four of my five-year-plan consists of "Learn japanese" and "Learn the banjo" but I'm thinking I should move one or both of those things up on the timetable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up programming languages. I learned C# in a day (sup).

I can predict when my alarm clock is going to go off and wake up ten minutes before it does. I can touch-type with my just my index fingers like a MO-FUGGA.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm haughty as FUUUCK. But it's not so bad so long as you're not deprecating others, y'know? I think I'm great; we're all great!

I don't sweat. It's a blessing and a curse (mostly a curse).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Favorite album is No Balance Palace by Kashmir. It and Nirvana Unplugged used to get me through the 4-hour drive between San Luis Obispo and Oakland. I fucking love Buke and Gase. I'm currently over-listening to Mount Eerie.

My favorite book is Blood Meridian. I dig good (read: old) sci-fi. Currently reading Gödel, Escher, Bach.

My favorite movie is The Fountain. Darren Aronofsky has never made a bad movie in my eyes (this includes Noah, which was a bad movie). David Lynch has made one.

Food: I can't eat cheese and I love velveeta. Life is suffering?? Cantelope is the God-Fruit, but bananas are close (let's say Pope-Fruit). I like sherbet more than ice cream.

My favorite video game is Kentucky Route Zero.

Last but not least, WEBCOMICS: Unsounded. Judecca. Vattu. Cucumber Quest. A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyesight. Thin button-downs. Wind. Air conditioning. People smarter than me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the back of my own head looks like.

I've lately spent a lot of time trying to reconcile my desire to make video games with the gross-ass shambles that is the games industry. Most games aren't worth anybody's time, so I try doubly hard to be aware of the ones that are.

Politics and economics. My place in the future America. The subjectivity of "having your shit together"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing and sometimes eating and almost certainly using most of my senses to be aware of whatever dynamic environment I find myself in. Sometimes I drink with friends! Sometimes I sit at home and watch Youtube (BEST FRIENDS ZAIBATSU). I'm never being obstinate and refusing to do cool things if I know about cool things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Flavored chapstick is way better than plain chapstick.
You should message me if
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You find me SEXY AS HELL

Alternatively, message me if you want to drive east, to the wind farms, with the windows rolled down.

You didn't describe yourself as "quirky" or "sarcastic" in your profile (or you did but feel bad about it). Anybody who does this is a grade-A goober! And if you say you love to laugh, I swear to god

You wanna go kayaking! I love kayaking. Not, you know, triple-diamond rapids or whatever. Just boatin' and floatin'. I'm also into hiking and I LOVE snow things.

And finally: if you've got any constructive criticism about my profile! I've got an utter lack of self awareness about this shit.