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36 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Today – 10:24pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like meeting new people. Yeah, I'm looking to fall in love, but who's to say how the fuck that happens? I guess it just happens, that magical connection, like old souls meeting after an era of being apart, like your hand belongs in mine and my arms belonged around you. sigh. That being said, meet me for a drink, I'm not a douche. I'm a gentleman riot.

Let's get some drinks, dance our asses off and make fun of people. I'm not shy and try to have as much fun as possible. I'm looking for someone equally as fun and wild and can keep up with me. I charge pretty hard and my weakness is going for the joke at inappropriate times.

I love cooking for my friends and having lavish dinner parties. I love finding new bands that make me shiver. I love making people laugh because I'm such a silly clown. I love good coffee and the rain. I love massive speakers and their little headphone counter parts.

I spend too much time listening to music. I spend too much time at work. I spend too much time reading books. I spend too much time trying to find cool people to date and hang out with and never have it work out. I spend too much time teaching my son how to be a man and my daughter how to be a woman. I spend too much time worrying about their future. I don't spend enough time worrying about mine.

I am not a normal person. Don't bother if you like to describe yourself as a "normal person," cuz we're not going to get along. I'm quick on the trigger, witty and sharp. I love cracking jokes and existing in the continual state of being which is our collective consciousness. uhh...yeah...

I have a real job too. I am not my job, but I love it. Despite it all, I'm winning....=P

Hmmm...this may clear up a few things about me. I've been a goth, a raver, a writer, an artist, a DJ, a bartender, a clown, a comic, a punk, a sensitive poetry boy, a drunk, a dancing fool, the life of the party, the one you call when sh*t seriously goes wrong, , the one that stands up for the weak when no one else will, the person you call when you need to be cheered up and the person who knows a little about everything. Who are you?
What I’m doing with my life
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apparently nothing because I'm spending today updating this OKcupid profile.
I’m really good at
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Being the voice of reason. Laughing inappropriately. Thinking before I talk. Not thinking at all. Listening. Rambling. Crooning. Dreaming. Making jump shots. Being kind. Using my powers for good. Cooking. Ordering whiskey. Talkin shit. Keeping my mouth shut. Pretending I'm good at keeping my mouth shut. Dancing by myself in front of the speaker. Not sitting around. Not sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mischievous grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a lot of thrillers, sci-fi, fantasy & the occasional biography. William Gibson, Robert Heinlein, Lee Childs, Robert Crais, Neal Stephenson, Terry Brooks, Piers Anthony, Pat Cadigan, Orson Scott Card, Jim Butcher & on & on. Other than that, I love Vonnegut, chuck palahniuk(is over rated, get over it) Carl Hiassen and books that make me laugh.

Movies: I'm a nerd and it especially shows in my movie selection. V for Vendetta, Bladerunner, Superhero movies, heavy CGI Sci-Fi epics and most animated features I'll check out in the theater.

Shows: Don't really follow too many shows anymore, since they suck the living jeebus out of me. Which isn't to say I haven't plowed through BattleStar Gallactica, Game of Thrones, Dexter & Justified in 3 sittings.

Music: NIN, The Pixies, BassNectar, Jurrasic 5, Mos Def, Passion Pit, Postal Service, Underworld, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, The Head & the Heart, Modest Mouse, Little Dragon & SUBTRKT, The Knife, Bob Marley, Phoenix & on & On & on. I used to DJ a while ago and I still have the same mentality as far as absorbing as much sound as I possibly can. If there's a bassline, I'm the tweaker by the speaker.

Food: I've been working in the restaurant/bar industry for over 15 years. I also love to cook when I have the time and will usually throw a dinner party for 8-15 people every couple of months just to satisfy that urge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, music, sex, beer, friends, books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Storylines, the coup de grace, bass lines, funny stories, new cocktail recipes, which book is going to occupy me, what to make for dinner, which song to listen to, when im actually gonna do laundry, what new thing I want to learn, why people are so ridiculous and what new place I'm going to explore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a show, hanging with friends, talking shit, sleeping or scheming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been online since 1200baud, so ur recently acquired opinions on me using u and ur and whatever online idiosyncrasies/etiquette are pointless and invalid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you want to go and DO something.

Meet me for a drink somewhere. "I live half in the daytime, I live half at night" I live half at night. Bars are still considered neutral territory, right?

If you wanna smoke 420 on the Waterfront because it's Tuesday.

You want to just say hi. Don't need a lengthy intro.