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Howard503

36 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Tell me a line
Make it easy for me
Open your arms
Dance with me until I feel all right

It's good in the dark
Good in the dark
But into the lover's light
Here comes another fight

So ring the alarm
Ring the alarm
Bar me and hold me and cling to my arm

Here it comes
Here it comes

And what you're asking me now
Disastrous now
Hoping and hoping and hoping the feeling goes away

Never change, never change, never change, never change
Never change, never change, never change
This is why I fell in love

Never change, never change, never change, never change
Never change, never change, never change
That's just who I fell in love with

This is the time
The very best time
So give me a line
And take me home
Take me over

But dashing the hopes
Dashing the hopes
And smashing the pride
The morning's got you on the ropes

And love is a murderer
Love is a murderer
But if she calls you tonight
Everything is all right
Yeah, we know

And love is a curse
Shoved in a hearse
Love is an open book to a verse
Of your bad poetry
And this is coming from me

But I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change,
If it helps you fall in love

I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you fall in love

Turn on the light
Make it easy for me
Fill the divide
Fumble in the kitchen 'til it's right
What an awful sight

But there's love in your eyes
Love in your eyes
Love in your eyes
But maybe that's just what your lover finds all night

I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you fall in love

I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you fall in love

And I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you feel real love

And I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you fall in love
What I’m doing with my life
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Sometimes when I'm bored, I go onto OkCupid and ironically critique people's photography techniques because the act itself makes me laugh really hard.

"I'm concerned that the unsteady nature of this photo and the fuzzy outcome may be a pre cursor for cerebral palsey. I'd recommend a check up with your physician or updating your phone's camera software. If your doctor says you're in the clear, maybe we can get together sometime and I can demonstrate how to properly take a selfie...over some drinks."

This, in part, is probably why it's so hard for me to find a date.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the voice of reason. Laughing inappropriately. Thinking before I talk. Not thinking at all. Listening. Rambling. Crooning. Dreaming. Making jump shots. Being kind. Using my powers for good. Cooking. Ordering whiskey. Talkin shit. Keeping my mouth shut. Pretending I'm good at keeping my mouth shut. Dancing by myself in front of the speaker. Not sitting around. Not sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mischievous grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a lot of thrillers, sci-fi, fantasy & the occasional biography. William Gibson, Robert Heinlein, Lee Childs, Robert Crais, Neal Stephenson, Terry Brooks, Piers Anthony, Pat Cadigan, Orson Scott Card, Jim Butcher & on & on. Other than that, I love Vonnegut, chuck palahniuk(is over rated, get over it) Carl Hiassen and books that make me laugh.

Movies: I'm a nerd and it especially shows in my movie selection. V for Vendetta, Bladerunner, Superhero movies, heavy CGI Sci-Fi epics and most animated features I'll check out in the theater.

Shows: Don't really follow too many shows anymore, since they suck the living jeebus out of me. Which isn't to say I haven't plowed through BattleStar Gallactica, Game of Thrones, Dexter & Justified in 3 sittings.

Music: NIN, The Pixies, BassNectar, Jurrasic 5, Mos Def, Passion Pit, Postal Service, Underworld, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, The Head & the Heart, Modest Mouse, Little Dragon & SUBTRKT, The Knife, Bob Marley, Phoenix & on & On & on. I used to DJ a while ago and I still have the same mentality as far as absorbing as much sound as I possibly can. If there's a bassline, I'm the tweaker by the speaker.

Food: I've been working in the restaurant/bar industry for over 15 years. I also love to cook when I have the time and will usually throw a dinner party for 8-15 people every couple of months just to satisfy that urge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, music, sex, beer, friends, books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Storylines, the coup de grace, bass lines, funny stories, new cocktail recipes, which book is going to occupy me, what to make for dinner, which song to listen to, when im actually gonna do laundry, what new thing I want to learn, why people are so ridiculous and what new place I'm going to explore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a show, hanging with friends, talking shit, sleeping or scheming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been online since 1200baud, so ur recently acquired opinions on me using u and ur and whatever online idiosyncrasies/etiquette are pointless and invalid.
You should message me if
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you want to go and DO something.

Meet me for a drink somewhere. "I live half in the daytime, I live half at night" I live half at night. Bars are still considered neutral territory, right?

If you wanna smoke 420 on the Waterfront because it's Tuesday.

You want to just say hi. Don't need a lengthy intro.