I am a demigod, I was born during a solar eclipse whilst the
planets were all perfectly aligned, As my body erupted from my
human mothers vagina at intense speeds, time itself stopped, my
body plummeted towards the floor and I, with my amazing reflexes
and infinite wit, instantly conjured up a stick with sheer
willpower and pole vaulted out of the doctors office and all the
way out of the hospital, I took my first breath of fresh air and
let out a howl.
Ever since then I've been rambling this planet in search of myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on a long journey, full of many hardships, the journey to find
happiness, and someone to share that happiness with, I haven't been
able to find that person yet, but I'm always keeping an eye and ear
I’m really good at
Creating soothing songs to ease the soul of even the most savage of
beasts, one time I managed to calm the soul of Satan himself by
playing the most heart warming, tear jerking melody that is
possible in the existence of time, I managed to do it by using
nothing but a pack of gum, a few loose strings from my pants, and
the staff that Moses used to part the red sea, It's an interesting
story how I managed to get that staff, but that's for another time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not a very manly man, In fact I act more like a girl than a guy
most of the time, just the small things like the way I walk, the
way I talk, It's just how I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a grand appreciation for the arts, in all forms, I tend to
be a bit nerdy when it comes to movies and shows, I'm a big fan of
Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I love watching really cheesy
films and making fun of them with people.
When it comes to music, well, I love it all, the entire language of
it is beautiful and it gives my life meaning and purpose.
Oh and if I had to name my favorite band, it'd be Scissor Sisters.
The six things I could never do without
My loyal and faithful pet fire breathing three headed cat named
Meowtres, I have conquered many kingdoms with him by my side.
My ability to see my own health bar in the corner of my
The language of music for it is beautiful, if only everyone can
perceive it with all 47 of their senses like me.
Watching the sunrise during those morning jogs across the
And of course all the wonderful humans that have made my journey
across these lands of earth and time an enjoyable one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if like all the air in the world turned to wood, would that be
fucked up or what?
(That actually did happen once but I managed to go back in time and
stop the evil scientist before he could complete his invention, no
need to thank me though, I do it for neither praise nor reward, I
simply do it because I can)
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone, wishing I had someone to go out and have fun with, or even
just sit around at home together and build blanket forts with as we
snuggle inside and laugh at cheesy movies.
Or perhaps we can play piano together, and if you can't play, then
I would love to teach you :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's kind of embarrassing but once upon a time I started the black
plague whilst time traveling through Europe, now I know what you're
thinking, why not just go back and fix it? well, I did try that,
twice even, and trust me, if the black plague had not happened,
well, lets just say, you like not having a tail right? Okay then,
let's just keep it at that, shall we?