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Howlikins

24 M Chicago Ridge, IL

My Details

Last Online
Mar 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a demigod, I was born during a solar eclipse whilst the planets were all perfectly aligned, As my body erupted from my human mothers vagina at intense speeds, time itself stopped, my body plummeted towards the floor and I, with my amazing reflexes and infinite wit, instantly conjured up a stick with sheer willpower and pole vaulted out of the doctors office and all the way out of the hospital, I took my first breath of fresh air and let out a howl.

Ever since then I've been rambling this planet in search of myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on a long journey, full of many hardships, the journey to find happiness, and someone to share that happiness with, I haven't been able to find that person yet, but I'm always keeping an eye and ear open.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating soothing songs to ease the soul of even the most savage of beasts, one time I managed to calm the soul of Satan himself by playing the most heart warming, tear jerking melody that is possible in the existence of time, I managed to do it by using nothing but a pack of gum, a few loose strings from my pants, and the staff that Moses used to part the red sea, It's an interesting story how I managed to get that staff, but that's for another time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a very manly man, In fact I act more like a girl than a guy most of the time, just the small things like the way I walk, the way I talk, It's just how I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a grand appreciation for the arts, in all forms, I tend to be a bit nerdy when it comes to movies and shows, I'm a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I love watching really cheesy films and making fun of them with people.

When it comes to music, well, I love it all, the entire language of it is beautiful and it gives my life meaning and purpose.

Oh and if I had to name my favorite band, it'd be Scissor Sisters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My loyal and faithful pet fire breathing three headed cat named Meowtres, I have conquered many kingdoms with him by my side.

My ability to see my own health bar in the corner of my vision.

The language of music for it is beautiful, if only everyone can perceive it with all 47 of their senses like me.

Watching the sunrise during those morning jogs across the Atlantic.

Incomplete lists.

And of course all the wonderful humans that have made my journey across these lands of earth and time an enjoyable one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if like all the air in the world turned to wood, would that be fucked up or what?

(That actually did happen once but I managed to go back in time and stop the evil scientist before he could complete his invention, no need to thank me though, I do it for neither praise nor reward, I simply do it because I can)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone, wishing I had someone to go out and have fun with, or even just sit around at home together and build blanket forts with as we snuggle inside and laugh at cheesy movies.

Or perhaps we can play piano together, and if you can't play, then I would love to teach you :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's kind of embarrassing but once upon a time I started the black plague whilst time traveling through Europe, now I know what you're thinking, why not just go back and fix it? well, I did try that, twice even, and trust me, if the black plague had not happened, well, lets just say, you like not having a tail right? Okay then, let's just keep it at that, shall we?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You like my music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXzLqCUy-qk

And you don't wear makeup, because I hate makeup.