I am constantly ridiculous and often accused of taking myself too seriously.
I own four fedoras and a cowboy hat.
I like to think I have the ability to be tactfully blunt, but I may only be half right about that.
I say whatsitcalled a lot.
I am XKCD. (http://xkcd.com/207/)
I think it would be sad if anybody could be summed up in a short paragraph (or stream of unrelated thoughts put down in sentence form as the case may be)