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HoyaRock

28 M Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), French (Fluently), Dutch (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up all-over, traveling through Europe and the Middle East, and as a result spellcheckers are constantly berating me for my inconsistent and inappropriate insertion of the letter 'U' between 'O's and 'R's.

Nominally a New Yorker, I moved to Providence for work and I'm trying to make the (significant) adjustment.

If you don't enjoy talking about politics, we probably won't get along. I've got a thing for social Justice.

I'm a little suspicious of people whom OKCupid tells me are 0% my enemy. I have a long history of making enemies, and it worries me that someone might be trying too hard.

I am constantly ridiculous and often accused of taking myself too seriously.

I like to think I have the ability to be tactfully blunt, but I may only be half right about that.

I say whatsitcalled a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Devil's Advocate
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cutting to the Quick
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They never see me coming
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like to read. A lot. On a variety of topics.

Movies: Any and All -- although I've always seen myself as a Sam Spade archetype, and have a soft spot for anything remotely approaching film noir.

Music: A strong female vocalist is great (Wye Oak). Anything that's appropriate for listening to in a darkened room, glass of scotch in-hand goes over big. (Iron & Wine, Elliot Smith) Or if it makes me feel like I'm in a Guy Ritchie film (Massive Attack). As long as the song's got a soul, its more or less hard to go wrong.

Food: I will never be a vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
Coffee.
People Smarter than Me.
Plans for World Domination.
A Cause.
An Escape Plan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy - the what's and if's of the big picture. Occasionally even the what-if's. A big part of this is Social Justice.

How I would fare in a post-apocalyptic world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a dive/hipster bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my personality on my sleeve. If you want to know something about me, ask and you shall receive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you enjoy playing jenga over a good meal and few drinks with friends.