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Hrmn

22 / M / straight / Single

Lake Grove, New York

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
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Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
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Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
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Kids
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Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Poorly), Urdu (Fluently)

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My Self-Summary

I'm not sure why I'm here again. But, nevertheless.

I'm an artist. I realize that's sort of a cop-out, but I promise I spend less time talking about the state of being an artist, and much more time actually doing it. Despite the previous sentence.

I'd very much enjoy talking with other artists, visionaries, prostitutes with hearts of gold, hard-boiled 20's detectives, ghosts, and Celtic knights. Also, I'm not so dour, don't worry -- give me your best poop n' dick joke.

What I’m doing with my life

Doing my best impression of who I'd like to be. Also, making piddling cash illustrating children's books and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu logos.

I’m really good at

Accents and mimicry. Drawlin'. Being anxious during sex.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

We have the rest of our lives to figure that out, my darling.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

If I shrunk down to the size of a soda can, would my cats eat me, or would their feline affection confuse them enough to leave me alone?

If I suddenly switched bodies with someone by some force of magic, how would I handle the situation?

What if I die from hypochondria itself?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a misanthrope, but remain hopeful, at least. I just wish there was more time.

Oh, and sometimes I feel like a lesbian with a penis.

You should message me if

You know, I keep changing what I put here, because I'm not really sure myself. I've kind of established, however, that the only interesting ones are crazies; not the cute quirky ones, not those with their mediocre, affected eccentricities.

If you're completely fucked up, I probably like you already.

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