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Hub3rt

23 / M / straight / Single

Carlsbad, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am dryly sarcastic, usually drunk, and the goddamn hub3rt.

My Self-Summary

Hello, my name is Hugh, and my drink is whiskey. What else do I need to say? I'm a preacher with an animal's face.

I'll put more pictures up once I get more pictures taken of me in suits, so you all may bask in the glory that is Hugh.



I want to meet someone who advocates the same things I do, that being: drinking, traveling, doing drugs, stealing, keeping enemies, always looking one's best, walking the walk, talking the talk, and fighting the good fight.

What I’m doing with my life

Drinking, dancing, destroying, always looking my best, and trying not to be a jerk.

Oh, and I just restarted college. My major is zoology, mostly because learning about animals has been my only real passion. I have more of a "nature show host" personality. To summarize: Jack Hannah, not Steve Irwin.

I’m really good at

Being ANGRY. So, sarcasm, satire, hyperviolence, and generally bein' a dick.

I've also been playing videogames since the NES, so I have some pretty sweet skills. I still own a Sega Genesis.
Sonic is better than Mario. Yeah, I said it.

The first things people usually notice about me

Eyes, hair. I also tend to be kind of loud. I SUFFER FROM VOICE EMODULATION

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) Stephen King books. I am currently reading "How the Irish Invented Slang" by Daniel Cassidy. Did you know the words racket, dude, babe, zilch, pussy, jazz, poker, scam and pretty much every other word that has "unknown origins" are all derived from Gaelic?

b) Apocalypse Now, Kids, H01KC, Dumb and Dumber, Ong-Bak, Terminator 2, Aliens, One Hour Photo, M, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. What about TV shows? It's all about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Simpsons, Heroes and Home Movies.

c) The World Inferno Friendship Society, Wu Tang, Dethklok, White Zombie, Talking Heads, Primus, KMFDM, GWAR. I listen to a lot of stuff, this is what i listen to the most.

d) Pizza, Guinness, whiskey, hole in the wall Chinese and Mexican places, other shit that is generally bad for people with heart conditions.

The six things I could never do without

42.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

does this happen to everyone or am i just lucky?

On a typical Friday night I am

on a deck, in a pool, at a bar, or in front of the television

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a porcine implant, due to a coarctation of the aorta I was born with. isn't that fuckin COOL

You should message me if

if ya dig it. i'm on aim as hub3rt.