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33 Oxford, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:27pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I guess if you have gotten this far, my photos have passed the visual check and now you need to make sure we have some things in common. I'm actually always open to meet people that have different interests than I do because it's always a great way to learn about/experience something new. I'd like to think I'm a simple-no baggage guy. I have a great job, but my biggest weakness is probably that I tend to be a bit quiet and reserved around new people.

But you're here to learn about me so here goes:

- I work at . It's in IT but I'm not supposed to tell people where!
- The worst job I ever had was for a lighting company - minimum wage, assembly line, long hours....
- My friends and family would consider my best attributes to be my razor-wit, amazing sense of humour and my humility
- In my free time I enjoy football and F1, going to concerts or sporting events, and just hanging out with friends.
- Yes, I work in IT. That doesn't mean I go to conventions or dress up in sci-fi outfits!

I want someone who will be upfront, honest, and I will do the same. What I'm looking for is someone that wants to take a risk and try and get to know someone for who they are. My ideal date would be Something fun! Going to a concert, maybe a sporting event, or even just something basic like music night at a local pub.

I'm now looking for a relationship, but I'm not looking to jump into anything without getting to know someone first. I've never been married, so I'm pretty sure it won't kill me to take things slow and make sure we are compatible.

I fully don't expect you to message me, I guess if I was getting 20 or 30 messages a day from people I wouldn't have to. Unfortunately real, honest guys like me often get passed over because we don't stand out among the hundreds on here trying to find a date by mass-sending the same generic e-mails to anyone who signs up to this site. But if you're one of the few that are reading this to actually meet someone you like, here are some of the things that make me unique:
I'm funny.
I'm weird.
I'm smart.
I'm cute.
I'm fit.

Also, I've been told I'm a gentleman and hopeless romantic...yes we do exist! Therefore my motto in life has always been and will always be "Quality vs. Quantity." So, ladies, I am not on here looking for just sex or "friends with benefits". As my profile says, I am looking for a relationship. That doesn't mean being attached at the hip but seeing one another often.

That's me in a nutshell. If I contact you, I appreciate you taking the time to read this and would love to get to know you more because most people don't get this far.

I am looking for someone:

-Who knows how to take care of themselves (physically and emotionally)
-Knows how to party and chill!
-Who has a sense of humor and can hold a conversation about anything!

Anything else you want to know I would be glad to tell you. I am an open book, ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing? Pretty much what everyone else in the UK is doing; praying for the return of the sunny weather
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good listener. By that I mean I actually listen and take in what people tell me, not just nod my head.

I can work most electronics without reading the manual.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I look a lot younger than I actually am. People normally think I'm about 25, which hopefully means I'm doing a decent job of looking after myself!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really have the time to read many books, the last one I read was probably one of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett.

Movies, I'll pretty much watch anything except extreme horror (ie, Saw). Comedy, Action, Sci-fi are usually on the agenda.

TV shows is a varied mix, again comedy is high on the agenda (stuff like Two and a Half Men, Red Dwarf, Nevermind the Buzzcocks), shows that make you think (Mythbusters, QI) as well as some odd-ball fly-on-the-wall documentaries like Storage Wars, Pawn Stars or American Chopper. I don't watch any soaps and try and avoid shows like X-Factor, Strictly, or Celebrity Ballroom Death Match on Ice.

Music again is varied, I'll listen to most things. I've always liked soft/classic house music, the slower stuff with vocals you can actually understand.

Food - I'll eat almost anything, except fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, who have always been very supportive.
Technology, otherwise I wouldn't have a job.
Chicken, bacon and cheese (not all together, obviously). They are the best foods ever (is that 1 thing or 3?)
My cat, who is a constant source of entertainment, from talk-like meowing, to doing backflips trying to catch leaves, to skitting round the house like it's possessed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next big adventure… somewhere new? Somewhere I’ve been but need to see again? The options are endless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home relaxing after a long week at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep reading this sentence as, "The most PIRATE thing I'm willing to admit." Yarr.

Seriously though, probably that I nearly died from a collapsed lung last year. I thought it was indigestion...
You should message me if
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If you've gotten this far and not closed the page.
If you just want someone to talk to who is open and honest.