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Hugagun

27 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
OK so this is where I'm supposed to make myself come off as interesting and exciting... look if I'm gonna be completely honest and I feel like I should be, I know I should say " I'm really into rock climbing and hiking" or some such shit but that would be false, I'm a bartender in downtown Austin, so I'm really only looking for someone to lay around with in bed and watch Netflix while I drink whiskey and blow your mind with my theories on what would make shows and movies better... saying that all out loud makes me think maybe I should just get a dog.
Addendum: if you need someone to dog-sit for you, and you don't think they would mind me bouncing ideas on how Dexter SHOULD have ended hit me up.

Things i Love
Movies, music, reading, drinking whiskey,meeting interesting people and boobs

Things I hate
Spiders. The oxford comma
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find the cheese at the end of this maze
I’m really good at
Playing multiple instruments at the same tIme, pretendIng I understand art, fixing shit, juggling, mixing drinks, petty crime, drinking drinks, bullshitting, and cooking bacon.
The first things people usually notice about me
How the fuck would I know that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Treason by Orson Scott Card, Breakfast of Champions, Sandman, and pretty much everything by Stephen King (the dark tower series say whhhaaatttt)

True Romance, Clerks, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Cannibal holocaust, The Royal Tenenbaums, Orgazmo.

Firefly, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, between two ferns, It's Always Sunny

NOFX, Bob Dylan, Dead Milkmen, Squirrel nut Zippers, Cake, Mountain Goats, Misfits, Arctic Monkeys, johnny Quest and the Hadji's

Taco's, Sushi, Chinese, Pollo re anything...
The six things I could never do without
Air
Food
Water
Sleep
Shelter
Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, bacon, Philosophy, sex, how much money it would take to build a house out of bacon, giant sharks, how insignificant life on this planet is compared to the idea of a galactic cluster, bacon again
On a typical Friday night I am
Working moderately hard
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still fantasize about having super powers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Unlike you ladies I don't mind msg's like "sup dude" and " prove you're into casual sex!" I'm a guy if I find you attractive I'll write you back, if I don't then no hard feelings that's the bonus of online dating the feeling of rejection doesn't sting quite as bad and you can tell yourself any number of reasons I'm just a douche and you're awesome ( there's a good chance you'll be right)