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31 Madison, WI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hindi (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Oh man. I just want to put a disclaimer here. I am terrible at written communication. I feel like my summary is probably going to destroy my chances with half of you. Anywho...

I moved from Cleveland (area) about 3 years ago and I am really enjoying it. Here, Ill list some things I enjoy about it.

Running: I'm pretty much addicted to miles. I'd say I run about 25-50 miles a week depending on what else I have going on but I like to do at least 3 a day just to make sure my body is still alive. There are so many runners here! It's kind of awesome. I'm strongly considering starting up a running/drinking club of my own. Judging by about 50 percent of the profiles on here I don't think I'd have a problem finding "members".

Biking: Does anybody here own a car? I had one for a while when I moved here but I just sold it when I was at home recently. It seems like a bike/public transportation can get you pretty much anywhere in this city. Debating getting a new car or just seeing how long I can go with this new lifestyle. AND YOU GUYS HAVE BIKE LANES! that is awesome. I'm from a city that is about the same size and there is not a single bike lane in the city. Most of the citizens don't even know if they are supposed to ride on the street or the sidewalk.

Beers: You Wisonsineers (sp?) really know how to do beer. The Great Dane, awesome. The Old Fashioned, awesome. Spotted Cow, Foul. It's gross just admit it.

Lakes: They're like mini oceans! You can't swim in them without dying, you can fish in them but you can't eat the fish, and they make for great sunsets. What else could you ask for?

Free Zoo: How the hell do you have a free zoo? There has to be some kind of illegal operation being run out of the tiger pits. I go to the Henry Villas zoo frequently. It's actually one of the places that I take people when they come from out of town. I just like the feeling of walking in the gates. I'm not trying to seem like a cheap grimester (because my soda addiction never lets me leave without buying 3 sodas) but I love the idea of that zoo.
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question. Just finishing up my last semester in the IT- Networking program at MATC. I also do some strange business dealings on the side (Ebay, PC repair, etc...). Also looking for a job this semester which is lame. I would love to work at a library or some kind of non profit but I'm unsure about how this will go over with the director of my program.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well a few things. First and foremost fixing your computer, unless you have a mac, which seems to be the reason that most of my friends call me to do them " a quick favor". I'mmmm good at... making strange 80's style text games for my friends to play (programming). I'm also good at running and consequentially body temperature control. I'd say that 90 percent of the things I'm good at are computer related, yet, wont help most people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nobody cares about this section so instead of telling you that let's do this. I'm going to take the lead here and tell you about two times I have agreed to go on a date with someone from a dating site. (idea stolen from Brickwall)

#1. Met a girl on POF who kind of knew some of my friends from college. I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner and she said she wanted to go to Applebee's. While financially this was an ok choice for me, I was kind of hoping she would dream a little less boringly. Applebee's dinner was ok but then afterwards she asked me if I wanted to share a 12 pack of Black Label (gross beer). I obliged and she pretty much drank the whole thing and guilted me into sleeping on my couch. I gave her another shot...
The next time I saw her she came to my house and screened phone calls all night from people who wanted to buy weed from her. Not a good part time job for a teacher. Did I mention she was a teacher?

#2. Met a girl online. She wanted to go on a hike in the woods (a little strange). Then she called me to ask me what time I would be picking her up for said hike. At this point I started to wonder if I was going to be raped and buried in the woods. Her actions were unsafe. But, once again, I always give people the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she had a gun to protect her... I was hoping. I proceeded to pick her up and the conversation went like this.
Her: Do you smoke weed? ( seriously first thing she said)
Me: No I don't mind it though I just don't smoke.
Her: Good because I am high as shit right now. I just smoked a fat ass blunt before you came and got me.

It was 8 a.m.

She continued to talk about how much she liked weed and how her entire life she wanted to be a hairdresser. The only problem with her career path was that she wasn't smart enough to get into the cosmetics program in high school so she had to beg the teacher. I took her home and the last thing she said to me was...
"Okay well that was fun. If you ever wanna get high or something just give me a call"

I still didn't smoke weed by the end of the date.
Side Note: Not hating on hairdressers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many.

Books: Here's my thing with books. I love to read them but I hate to finish them. This might seem strange. I have a stack of books near my bed that im probably... 30 pages away from finishing.
In the stack, John Grisham, David Foster Wallace, David Sedaris, Running Books, etc...

Movies: I've been on a huge "worst movies ever" kick lately. Here are a few I've been watching. Troll 2, Dr. Giggles, Monsturd, Basket Case, Iron Sky, Sharknado.

Music: I have a weird taste in music. I like a lot of old jazz or even new jazz. Stacey Kent, Madeline Peyroux, Diana Krall...

Also a mix of underground hip hop. Living Legends, Sole, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Galapagos4.

Food: Psshhhhhhhhh all of it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Shoes
2. Red Vines
3. Pizza
4. Water probably...
I think I'll just stay at four. Lets not get greedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to write, ways to time travel, human animal hybrids , the red panda at the Henry Villas Zoo, what they make twizzlers out of, that movie about those giant rock em sock em robots, random places dogs might be hiding, hats on mail men, ways I can decide if someone is a "runner" or "jogger", pizza toppings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping... I don't know. If you do the same thing every Friday you are probably in a horrible work/life rut and you're really just cycling through it all. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote a novel and I'm working on another book right now that is much more goofy and much less novely. Its probably not very good so I don't like to bring it up.

Also, if you live on Gorham between Patterson and Brearly there is a good chance that I let my roomate's dog pee on your hastas. I mean honestly, who plants hastas on the devil's strip. (I realize that some of you may not know what the devil's strip is. It's what we call the area of grass in between the street and the sidewalk in Ohio.)
You should message me if
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You are interested, and interesting. Don't message me if you are just going to answer the questions I ask you and then wait for me to be a creep and message you again. Better yet, if I messaged you, and you are disgusted by my profile, you should message me and tell me what an asshole I am. Nothing is more strange then messaging someone, seeing they visited your profile, and then they never message you again. That is how complexes are born.