I am a good Jewish boy who moved to Hollywood, the city of dreams, chasing his dream to work in that crazy business they call show as a comedian and a comedy writer. I was perhaps subconsciously influenced by that scene at the end of the Muppet Movie where Orson Welles as a studio exec draws up "the standard rich and famous contract for Kermit the Frog and company". (Who knew that only happens in puppet-related situations?)
My screen-name is a character Groucho Marx played in the movie Day at the Races since the ladies love 70-year-old movies.
I am funny, smart, and responsible