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HumanInternet

25 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French, Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I get up in the morning...scratch that. Clock rings, I press snooze. Rinse and repeat. Eventually I pull my shit together and wake up. Tumble out of bed, shove breakfast in my mouth, shit-shave-shower-and shine then off to class or work.

I like to see new things and try to make sense of them, et j'adore rire aux éclats et m'emballer en racontant des histoires.

Aside from that, I got bit by the travel bug. For every place I take off my list, two more are added. My head is always in the clouds, wondering about startup ideas, great pictures to take or what the heck I'll eat tonight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On a quest to find the tastiest Mocha.
Engraving still life on SD cards.
Fernweh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Theorizing about my chances of survival in the woods.

Tribal tattoos is my name, mah dropped honda civic is my game. Of course
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm -honest- may come off as blunt/abrasive sometimes.

I apparently have qualities too, but you know, boring stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to every genre of music. Grew up with Rock and Death Metal, I still like it but enjoy more ambient music, electro, swing, indie rock etc. Ever heard of "Athem los durch die Nacht" ? It left me breathless :p

The last few books I read;
-Propagande, medias et démocratie - Chomsky (yes, I read it in French, sue me)
-The curious incident of the dog in the night time - Haddon
-Annihilation - Vandermeer (Currently reading "authority" the 2nd tome)

Sushi. Steak. Peppers. Potatoes. Onions. And after a year in Germany, probably sausages and beer for breakfast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists of arbitrary length
Socialization
Travel
Coffee(bis)
Outdoors
My Friends (Some that even cross the Atlantic to chill with me <3 )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you put mocha flavored milk in a coffee, does that make it a mocha or a latte ?

Warum ist die Banane krum ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely in Bavaria. Impliying wearing leather pants soaked in beer dancing on a table to schlager (terribly bad german music, think sugar shack remixes of celine dion, but in German) .

Back home, something like losing friends over shit-tier boardgames, or downtown shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dirty hippie at heart and I take naps. I guess being a CVM graduate and having ditched the mountaintop classrooms for the metro station giving classes between two syringe drop points, it can't be too much of a surprise.

I consider pineapple on pizza a delicacy. If you don't, screw you, we can't be friends anyways.
You should message me if
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Pineapple

Beer, Coffee, Tea, Ice Cream or snowball fights allowed as well