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HumanParaquat8

27 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking for my Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

ENTPF Chang's, if that matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to land a job in international development.

I recently saw Bill Nye the Science Guy at a Nats game. So there's that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My teachers used to always tell me how artistic I was. Or was that autistic?

Being completely oblivious to other people's sarcasm.

Putting my foot in my mouth.

MarioKart 64

Halloween.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I remind them of someone. I've gotten: Bill Hader, John Mayer, Harry Potter, a certain patriotic Muppet, and Ian Curtis (formerly of Joy Division).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too, too many. I love quoting movies. I love watching good movies (Coen Brothers, Scorsese, etc.) and I love making fun of bad movies.

You Can't Go Home Again, Death of a Salesman, American Gods, Of Mice and Men, Cormac McCarthy all day everyday

Blues. Basically, if the word "Blind" or "Mississippi" is in his/her name, I listen to them. Mississippi Fred McDowell, Blind Willie Johnson, Skip James, Bukka White, Howlin' Wolf, John Lee Hooker, And: Tom Waits, The Stones, John Prine, Todd Snider, Old Crow Medicine Show, Dr. Dog, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Ali Farka Toure

Game of Thrones, The Wire, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Amish Mafia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Travel
Coffee
Bar Trivia
Trader Joe's
Coffee
Live Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I went to graduate school.

What I'm going to eat for dinner.

Why people love Sgt. Pepper's so much when the White Album is FAR superior, AND has more tracks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my Manifesto/Playing with my trains/Yelling at the TV. Just kidding - usually out at a discotheque.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Banksy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You own less than 5 cats.

You don't mind having intense, Seinfeld-esque conversations about minutiae.

You find this funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipIEhFV-ajA