I'm a pansexual atheist feminist vegan who needs proper grammar and peanut butter.
Don't even think about asking me out if you don't have a firm grasp on the term "strictly vegan".
Don't fucking call me "cute". I despise being called that. It is most definitely a turn-off.
If you're looking for a nice girl to settle down with, I'm not her. Keep looking.
Why dance with the devil when you have me?