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HumanSometimes

20 Portland, ME Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 30
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Contemplative little weirdo who says "fuck" a lot.
I'm a pansexual atheist feminist vegan who needs proper grammar and peanut butter.

Don't even think about asking me out if you don't have a firm grasp on the term "strictly vegan".

Don't fucking call me "cute". I despise being called that. It is most definitely a turn-off.

If you're looking for a nice girl to settle down with, I'm not her. Keep looking.

Why dance with the devil when you have me?
What I’m doing with my life
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Attending the Maine College of Art until further notice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being ridiculously sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. It's an entity. It is also a mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Poe and Oscar Wilde. Huxley. Shakespeare. Stephen King.
Too many movies to pick favorites, but I'll watch pretty much anything. I adore Tim Burton, Peter Jackson, and all things Johnny Depp and Emily Browning.
I don't watch tv, really. I think of it more as background noise. If I had to choose a favorite show it would either be Adventure Time or Invader Zim.
As far as music goes I lean towards anything from rock to electronic to classical to punk. All-time favorite band is AFI.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Highly improbable situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I could kick your ass at Mario Kart.

I can't seem to live in one place for very long.

Raging insomniac.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How about don't message me if you can't at least make an effort to use proper grammar.

Do message me if you're a tattoo artist, you actually want to challenge me at Mario Kart (Double Dash only), you love Oscar Wilde, Poe, or Huxley, you think you love AFI as much as I do, or if the idea of going on an adventure excites you.