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Human_Guy

32 M Fontana, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really nice --until I turn brutally violent! No I'm just kidding, really... come back!

I'm a terribly creative person and I've got a sense of humor... I'm still not sure if it's a good or a bad one.

I'm also a very tolerant and patient person and I do not immediately discount views and opinions which I might disagree with.

I'm a nice guy...

I'd really like to meet someone who's a little geeky like myself. I meet women in real life but we usually don't end up sharing much in common other than just being nice people,which can get get pretty bleh. I'd like a woman who gets most of my jokes and doesn't need me to explain them afterwards who's bright and funny! I want to fall head over heels in love like I used to, that hasn't happened in a long time.

I think if I try to say more than that, I'll just end up saying something really stupid, I already look bad enough on the details on the side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not much, I don't think most people think of their lives as terribly interesting. I work, I play video games now and then and my friends and I do a board game night a couple times a month. Occasionally, I'll go out and get drunk with a friend. Super awesome right? Not really lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. You believe that riiiiiight?

Making people laugh; annoying people --two sides of the same coin really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been told in the past that my eyes and skin are noteworthy and oddly enough, my teeth. Also, women seem to like my hands, which seems pretty damned weird to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As books go, Mark Twain's Autobiography. I am currently reading "An Empire of Ice". Doesn't that sound gripping?

As Music goes I'm all over the map. I like modern indie and electronica. Groups like Tame Impala, MGMT, Sleigh Bells, Blonde Redhead, Camera Obscura, Yo La Tengo, Murder City Devils, Ladytron, DeadMau5, Metric and Justice. I also dig older music from the 40's, 50's and 60's of all genres... oh and 80's music of all types is fine with me.

Food? Whatever. I'll try any food.

As for television, I don't watch much television but I liked Arrested Development, Jeopardy and Anime like Coyboy Bebop, Berserk or Bleach. I do like Parks & Recreation and Psyche too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air (the stuff you breathe, not the French band)
2. Water
3. Food
4. Shelter
5. Proper Sanitation / hygiene
6. Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pointless things. Random things, tbh. I have a habit of daydreaming or inventing little fictional scenarios or songs or whatever passes idle moments.

Things like, could you make a horror movie out of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and how awful could you make the part where Veruca is sliding down towards the furnace?

Do you want these musings and occasional philosophical rants in your life? No? Well then, forget I said anything about that then and proceed to message me anyhow!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically I'm at work, or at home playing video games or talking with my brother. I know that's not a very glamorous answer, but it's true. I'll occasionally get invited out to a club or something with friends, but that's a pretty rare occurrence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm brutally shy. No, seriously.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are looking for someone who will respect you and accept you for who you are as a person and if you can do the same for them. If you are intelligent and thoughtful and good at heart (lot to ask I know!) then by all means, say "hi".

I apparently suck at making profiles since I get visitors but no messages. You should do something about that.