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20 Joppa, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16, 2014
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I know what you're thinking. As you look over my Shaggy-styled mop of a haircut and gaze into my deeply chiseled ass-canyon of a chin, you realize that I am the most beautiful man you've ever seen in your entire life. And you'd be right. From 9 AM to 5:30 PM every day, excited women and aching girls arrive at my porch in swarming droves, chattering and screaming among one another in nervous anticipation while they begin forming a long vicious line that rolls around my house in an impossible spiral. What could these women want, you ask? They all come with one thing on their mind: a quick, but telling, glimpse at my gorgeous baby-phat birthing hips, and a hurried breath in my impossibly smooth and crisp air as I walk by.

So anyways, that junk aside, I'm a pretty funny/ fun guy. Im not really that funny actually, i just tell myself that to stop the tears. I'm a writer and a beginner DJ, and I have a love for a lot of nerdy/ geeky things. I have a pretty offbeat sense of humor, and I don't mind showing that off to people. I don't understand why anyone would want to be normal, since that's pretty boring, and honestly, can anyone really claim to be truly normal?

I'm looking for whatever comes along really. A good relationship, a short relationship, something long term, a new friend, you know, just whatever floats by. I'll talk to literally anyone, so don't be shy! That's my job. Don't take my job man.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm traversing the multiverse. Did you know 6,000 years ago Danny Devito killed Bruce Wayne's parents and became Lionel of the Thundercats? Yea, the multiverse is pretty nuts.

But when I'm not skiing through the fabric of space and time I can typically be found writing and being a geek. Actually, I only do that stuff about 40% of the time. The other 40% is spent studying how Nicolas Cage's face is powerful enough to actually change the foundation of mathematics itself. What a guy.
I’m really good at
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I can write like a sir, if I should say so myself. That's my biggest skill, perhaps my only skill. Perhaps skill my only biggest. My phone tried correcting biggest to "bigfest."


Oh, wait, yea I'm really good at stuff and things. Many things and stuff. That's good, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty good at making people laugh, which is good because one of my favorite things is to see people smile. Humor is probably in my top 5 things I'm looking for in a girl.

I have a very different and offbeat sense of humor from a lot of people, and most of its just pure garbage. (My puns have been known to hospitalize people)

Yea pretty much all my humor translate poorly onto the interwebs, so I'm going to stop here... SIKE! This is a perfectly good opportunity to drag my name straight through the mud!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read plenty of comics, from Deadpool to Batman, and I love regular books too like Eragon, The Road, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

I watch all sorts of shows like The Walking Dead, and pretty much everything on G4.

Also, /) (\

My favorite author in the world is Cormac McCarthy, followed by Christopher Paolini. Tolkien and Rowling both deserve honorable mentions too. My favorite artist is Greg Capullo. My favorite comic author is Scott Snyder. Deadpool is going to be put on the list because its what he would want, and ill also mention something about kittens and grump because its popular or something.
The six things I could never do without
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1: liver and onions

That's all.

Yea, no.

1: technology
2: books
3: games
4: my legs
5: macaroni and cheese
6: I hear that water stuff is important
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing either at home or at a friends, just letting the week come to an end. Fridays are the reason weeks were invented. That's a true fact right there. Straight from Wikipedia or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I write erotic fanfictions depicting NASCAR drivers having hot and steamy sex with the Baltimore Ravens, all of whom are dressed like the Power Rangers and speak Japanese.

Nah I'm just kidding. Could you imagine?

I can tell my amazing Internet profile building skills have impressed you. I mean, aren't I just SO FUNNY? ( ~_~)
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