I know what you're thinking. As you look over my Shaggy-styled mop
of a haircut and gaze into my deeply chiseled ass-canyon of a chin,
you realize that I am the most beautiful man you've ever seen in
your entire life. And you'd be right. From 9 AM to 5:30 PM every
day, excited women and aching girls arrive at my porch in swarming
droves, chattering and screaming among one another in nervous
anticipation while they begin forming a long vicious line
that rolls around my house in an impossible spiral. What could
these women want, you ask? They all come with one thing on their
mind: a quick, but telling, glimpse at my gorgeous baby-phat
birthing hips, and a hurried breath in my impossibly smooth and
crisp air as I walk by.
So anyways, that junk aside, I'm a pretty funny/ fun guy. Im not
really that funny actually, i just tell myself that to stop the
tears. I'm a writer and a beginner DJ, and I have a love for a lot
of nerdy/ geeky things. I have a pretty offbeat sense of humor, and
I don't mind showing that off to people. I don't understand why
anyone would want to be normal, since that's pretty boring, and
honestly, can anyone really claim to be truly normal?
I'm looking for whatever comes along really. A good relationship, a
short relationship, something long term, a new friend, you know,
just whatever floats by. I'll talk to literally anyone, so don't be
shy! That's my job. Don't take my job man.