HumbleHatter
24 London, UK
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My self-summary
My life's a mess. Hatter by trade, recently moved to Canberra from London. Looking to make some friends, and find something to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, Studying and doing my best to meet new people
I’m really good at
Breathing Fire; recognising obscure actors in films and tv shows; selling hats; being awesome in every way imaginable; slaying dragons; looking fucking dapper in a suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent and my eyebrows. Both are exceptional. Im quite tall, and Ive got quite a few tattoos, so I suppose people notice those things pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchett, DBC Pierre, Gregory Maguire, Chuck Palahniuk, the list goes on.

Film: All the Quentin Tarantino movies; Les Untouchables, Gangster movies, Italian Neo Realist cinema, Film Noire, just about anything with Ryan Gosling

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Community, GoT, Castle, Breaking Bad, Firefly

Music: Just about everything. Ive got a special spot in my heart for music from Australia and from the 90's, call it nostalgia. Clutch, Grinspoon, Powderfinger, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave, 4 Non blondes
The six things I could never do without
Hats
Waistcoats
A tape measure
Parrafin
Music
Old Italian films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Different hats suiting different people, and Jim Morrison
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working events, pulverising my liver or crawling into bed around 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a massive nerd deep down. Little bit of DnD never goes amiss, I could spend hours playing old computer games as well.
You should message me if
You're not a total dick.
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