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HumbleHatter

22 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My life's a mess. I'm a hatter and umbrella salesman for a luxury goods company, and on the side like to spit fire for money. Antipodean living in London and trying desperately to hold onto any semblance of an accent after ten years.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, Studying and doing my best to meet new people
I’m really good at
Breathing Fire; recognising obscure actors in films and tv shows; selling hats; being awesome in every way imaginable; slaying dragons; looking fucking dapper in a suit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent and my eyebrows. Both are exceptional. Im quite tall, and Ive got quite a few tattoos, so I suppose people notice those things pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Terry Pratchett, DBC Pierre, Gregory Maguire, Chuck Palahniuk, the list goes on.

Film: All the Quentin Tarantino movies; Les Untouchables, Gangster movies, Italian Neo Realist cinema, Film Noire, just about anything with Ryan Gosling

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Community, GoT, Castle, Breaking Bad, Firefly

Music: Just about everything. Ive got a special spot in my heart for music from Australia and from the 90's, call it nostalgia. Clutch, Grinspoon, Powderfinger, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave, 4 Non blondes
The six things I could never do without
Hats
Waistcoats
A tape measure
Parrafin
Music
Old Italian films
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Different hats suiting different people, and Jim Morrison
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working events, pulverising my liver or crawling into bed around 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a massive nerd deep down. Little bit of DnD never goes amiss, I could spend hours playing old computer games as well.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not a total dick.