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HumerousHandle

27 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Human. Male. A friendly ear when you want one and a drinking partner when you need one.
I like to consider myself something of an analog man in a digital world, though it's tough to maintain that notion as I work in digital media. That, and I'm hopelessly addicted to technology...
I'm still fairly new to this city, I work a lot and don't know too many people, thus I'm looking to broaden my horizons and expand my rolladex, be it simply as friends or maybe something more...

That's the short version. The long version can get convoluted and boring, but there's swordfights and explosions, so who cares?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In short, who knows?
I've worked in theatre, food service, film production, sanitation and education and somehow found myself making videos for the interwebs.
I love where I'm at and what I'm doing, and I try to live life to it's fullest and have at least one good adventure a week (though ideally it's more than just one).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Manhattans (both making and drinking)
Wilderness adventures
Flying ( Not, like, as a pilot or with superpowers; but the whole process of airport>pre-flight cocktails>plane>loud babies> in-flight cocktails>that horrifying moment when the plane drops 100 feet in 2 seconds and OHGODWE'REALLGONNADIE>landing>post-flight cocktails)
MarioKart 64
Falling asleep while reading.
Making out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I write too much in these profiles.
I'm not sure, honestly. People say my eyes or my hair or my laugh, some say it's the hint of a Masshole accent that comes out after a few drinks, but I guess you'll have to tell me yourself ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a start, but you'll have to ask me about the rest.
(Isn't that half the fun if getting to know someone?)

I'm not ashamed to admit I read more comics than I do "real" books, so first off I'll say Batman (specifically stuff by Loeb, Morisson, and Jim Starlin), Walking Dead and (almost) all of Frank Miller's stuff. When it comes to "real" books, I'll read pretty much anything someone puts in my hands. Favorites include Bukowski, Brett Easton-Ellis, David Sedaris, and Dr. Seuss.

Movies/TV: I like the staples everyone else does, I suppose. GoT, Breaking Bad, Parks & Rec, Community, Archer, etc. I'm also an unabashed nerd, with a big spot in my heart for SciFi and hilariously bad action adventures from the 80s and 90s, as well as old-timey comedies (Some Like it Hot, Mad Mad Mad Mad World, etc).
My only rule is no Twilight and no Sex in the City. Enjoy those on your own time, or risk severe physical and psychological harm.

Food: Bacon. For vegetarians, it's been called the gateway meat. Also, everything else. Except sushi. Though apparently I've never had "good" sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Cliche about air, water and food)
A sustainable supply of brown liquor
Someone to drink it with
Stories
Facial hair. I look weird without it.

You can pick number six - as long as it's not being covered in bees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The laundry I've got to do yesterday. People I know in other cities. Life, the universe and everything. What I'm doing Friday night. What your doing Friday night. Why it is that people who use the terms 'YOLO' and 'swag' seriously have yet to undergo chemical sterilization. How can I be a man on OKC and not come off as a lecherous creep.How being in a faultline coastal city will effect my chances of survival during the _______ apocalypse (fill in the blank). Bears - The non-human forest mammal variety (sorry fellas). How even on an internet profile I can't stop the continuous stream of nonsensical consciousness that is my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
seeking adventure, be it out on the town or in on the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch enough cartoons that Netflix always has to ask me if I want their full catalogue or the "Just For Kids" version.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you skipped those huge text blocks and just want to get to know me the old-fashioned way (in person).

If you want to teach me something. You want to learn something. To share a good story or two. Because you've got nothing better to do. Buy me a drink, have an adventure, and maybe make out with me. Or not. Though I'm a great maker-outer.

I always like meeting new people and am a big believer in the idea that a stranger is just a friend you haven't met...
Or they're a serial killer. But hopefully they're that friend thing I said first.