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Humornoid

29 M Vista, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I moved to California about 3 years ago and finally have my feet planted. I'm originally from the Midwest and couldn't be happier that I moved. I live with my two best friends that I've known for 15 years. I'm looking for a girl to nerd out with and watch TV and laugh at each other's jokes until the sun comes up.
What I’m doing with my life
L-I-V-I-N. Loving life and wanting to make tons of memories before I leave it.
I’m really good at
I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none. Actually... most trades, but I want to learn as many as I can.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dark Tower Series and anything Stephen King. Mind benders and old 80s horror movies. Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Memento, Wes Anderson films, Pulp Fiction, Planet Terror, Resevior Dogs, Dr. Horrible, Star Wars.

Listened to punk in high school but listen to heavier stuff ever since but I'm a sucker for classic rock. Zepplin, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkle, CCR, Fleetwood Mac. Asking Alexandria, Sleeping with Sirens, Chiodos, Anthony Green, Saves the Day, The Misfits, The Smiths, Morrisey, The cure, and much more.

Food - um anything I can get my hands on. I love all food from all cultures. I would love to travel and try more.

Tv- Futurama, The Simpsons, Fringe, True blood, Dexter, Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers, Spartacus(Season1), South Park, The universe, Ancient Aliens, Haven. Deathnote.

Things I need to watch still. Breaking bad, Weeds, Community, Modern family, Arrested Development. There are so many more.
The six things I could never do without
Netflix. Cheese. Coca-Cola. Comedy. Music. Video games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nerdy ass stuff. Time travel, Quantum Mechanics, Ancient alien visitations, DNA, Modern Alien visitations, Outer Space, History - All aspects, Sports, and Video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either going to a movie or playing an online game with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was arrested at 19 for underage drinking.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you are a nerdy girl of course. If you play DND, league of legends or minecraft, then you get bonus points.