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Humornoid

30 Vista, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I moved to California about 5 years ago and finally have my feet planted. I'm originally from the Midwest and couldn't be happier that I moved. I live with my best friend that I've known for 16 years. I'm looking for a girl to nerd out with and watch TV and laugh at each other's jokes until the sun comes up. A simple romance is the best. TV romances are funny and detached from reality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
L-I-V-I-N. Loving life and wanting to make tons of memories before I leave it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack of most trades and I'll get to the rest tomorrow
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dark Tower Series and anything Stephen King. Mind benders and old 80s horror movies. Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Memento, Wes Anderson films, Pulp Fiction, Planet Terror, Resevior Dogs, Dr. Horrible, Star Wars.

Listened to punk in high school but listen to heavier stuff ever since but I'm a sucker for classic rock. Zepplin, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkle, CCR, Fleetwood Mac. Asking Alexandria, Sleeping with Sirens, Chiodos, Anthony Green, Saves the Day, The Misfits, The Smiths, Morrisey, The cure, and much more.

Food - um anything I can get my hands on. I love all food from all cultures. I would love to travel and try more.

Tv- Game of Thrones, Futurama, The Simpsons, Fringe, True blood, Dexter, Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers, Spartacus(Season1), South Park, The universe, Haven. Deathnote, The Walking Dead.

Things I need to watch still. Breaking bad, Weeds, Community, Modern family, Arrested Development. There are so many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix. Cheese. Coca-Cola. Comedy. Music. Video games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerdy ass stuff. Time travel, Quantum Mechanichs, DNA, Aliens, Outer Space, History - All aspects, Sports, and Video/Board games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting a board game night with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was arrested at 19 for underage drinking.
You should message me if
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Message me if you are a nerdy girl that wants to people watch when we go out to eat. Wanna binge watch shows together. Also, if you don't give a shit about selfies.

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