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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Dropped out of university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

a mass of contradictions.

born in the south but raised in the north.

party loving introvert.

VERY kinky prude.

egotist with no self confidence.

like all yorkshire folk i'm only happy when complaining.

from a family full of teachers but had to promise not to go into the profession myself.

work as a senior carer for people with dementia. old people like me because I'm cheeky.

would like to take up acting again but I just don't have the time for it because of work.

a friend of mine once compared me to brian from family guy. best compliment i've ever received.

rather geeky & nerdy but i like to think it's endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working hard because my job is important.

playing on my newly built PC!.

watching cricket. this winter was torture (but the summer has been better, some of the time...).

listening to music with my fancy pants mp3 player & headphones.

going out with friends.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
almost everything, though I'd guess that I'm best at modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In all likelihood: my beard.

No, I'm not a hipster, nor am I lumbersexual or on trend. I just happen to have a beard at a time when someone has decided they're fashionable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favourite book? fear & loathing on the campaign trail '72. without a doubt.

Just finished reading shogun by james clavells & dark fire by cj sansom, now I'm reading tai pan (also by james clavells) & down and out in paris and london by george orwell. I also read private-eye magazine on a bi-weekly basis.

some of the best films ever include: i went down, grosse point blank, the secretary, galaxy quest, the star wars trilogies (yes, both of them!), cybercity 808, leon. this list could go on for a long time so i'm going to stop here.

the best shows ever made: the west-wing, babylon 5, spaced, only connect, university challenge and the royle family (so accurate to my early family life it could have been a documentary)

I'm a real music fan, it's an ok-cliche to say eclectic so i'm going to say i like a broad-spectrum. my favourite genres include: blues influenced rock/country rock, DnB, metal & happy hardcore. oh yeah, i like happy hardcore and i'm not even sorry about it.

some of the greatest pop songs of all time:

Tilly and the Wall - Beat Control

The Beat - Stand Down Margaret (7" AA-side version)

Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song

Little Feat - Willin' (Live on Waiting for Columbus)

The Pogues - Lullaby of London

Otis Redding - Respect

Aretha Franklin - Respect

Ben Sage - All About You

Bang! - Shooting Star (Unique remix)

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen (while i prefer their first album it cannot be denied that this is an amazing pop song)

Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine

Sonic Boom VI - mighty mighty boom -


Pons Aelius

my favourite meal is breakfast and i'm a daemon at cooking it, why don't you find out sometime?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) constant access to music, life is better with a soundtrack, no exceptions.

2)my friends

3)some sort of computer.

4)water - seriously, I drink about ten pints a day and every drop is as beautiful as the last.

5)Booze, life is better with booze - though there are some exceptions here. And given the choice between either booze or water for the rest of my life I'd take water every time.

6)my beard, I've worn one so long I don't look like myself when I shave.

Honourable mention)A deck of playing cards always makes a journey go faster & a gathering more social, so much so that I carry one with me wherever I go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
VERY kinky stuff.

how the titty twister in from dusk til dawn can't get a lot of repeat custom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either at work or recovering from a week of work, preparing for the weekend...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
while a very relaxed, passive guy normally, when it gets sexual i like to be in charge ;)

(see my tumblr at the bottom of this page for details)

also I secretly wish I could "like" peoples answers to questions here on okc, there are some great ones.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested, i like a girl that's forward ;)

or if you happen to look like/actually are Victoria Coren.

or if you'd like to accompany me to the prince charles cinema to see some classic films or the British library for the magna carta exhibition.

Your summer plans include any of the following: shambala, big noise festival, tramlines festival, launch or dentdale. Hit me up, maybe we can make travel plans?

Things I like to discuss: politics, sex, music, drugs, films, trivia & alcohol. If you have anything to say on any of these topics, please get in touch!

my kinky tumblr: (EXTREMELY NSFW)