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29 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
bored of my old essay, I've decided to go for brevity.

born in the south but raised in the north.

from a family full of teachers but had to promise not to go into the profession myself.

work as a senior carer for people with dementia. old people like me because I'm cheeky.

would like to take up acting again but I just don't have the time for it because of work.

a friend of mine once compared me to brian from family guy. best compliment i've ever received.

I'm useless at introductions but slightly better at conversation, so if you receive an odd message from me give me a chance and I might surprise you.

if you're into kink then give my NSFW tumblr a look, link at the end, & let me know if you like it!
What I’m doing with my life
working hard because my job is important.

playing football manager & mass effect.

watching cricket (this winter has been torture).

listening to music with my fancy pants mp3 player & headphones.

going out with friends.
I’m really good at
almost everything, though I'd guess that I'm best at modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
my beard, my shirt & tie, my bright blue eyes, my fierce intellect & my razor sharp sense of humour. maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favourite book? fear & loathing on the campaign trail '72. without a doubt. i'm not reading much at the moment (i go through phases where i just cant't face it) but i still manage to knock out private-eye magazine on my way to work.

some of the best films ever include: i went down, grosse point blank, the secretary, galaxy quest, the star wars trilogies (yes, both of them!), cybercity 808, leon. this list could go on for a long time so i'm going to stop here.

the best shows ever made: the west-wing, babylon 5, spaced, only connect, university challenge.

I'm a real music fan, it's an ok-cliche to say eclectic so i'm going to say i like a broad-spectrum. my favourite genres include: blues influenced rock/country rock, DnB, metal & happy hardcore. oh yeah, i like happy hardcore and i'm not even sorry about it!

some of the greatest pop songs of all time:

Tilly and the Wall - Beat Control

The Beat - Stand Down Margaret (7" AA-side version)

Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song

Little Feat - Willin' (Live on Waiting for Columbus)

The Pogues - Lullaby of London

Otis Redding - Respect

Aretha Franklin - Respect

Ben Sage - All About You

Bang! - Shooting Star (Unique remix)

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen (while i prefer their first album it cannot be denied that this is an amazing pop song)

Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine

my favourite meal is breakfast and i'm a daemon at cooking it, why don't you find out sometime?
The six things I could never do without
1) constant access to music, life is better with a soundtrack, no exceptions.

2)my friends

3)some sort of computer.

4)water - seriously, I drink about ten pints a day and every drop is as beautiful as the last.

5)Booze, life is better with booze - though there are some exceptions here. And given the choice between either booze or water for the rest of my life I'd take water every time.

6)my beard, I've had the bastard for so long my face looks wierd without it!

Honourable mention)A deck of playing cards always makes a journey go faster & a gathering more social, so much so that I carry one with me wherever I go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
kinky stuff.

how the titty twister in from dusk til dawn can't get a lot of repeat custom.
On a typical Friday night I am
either at work or recovering from a week of work, preparing for the weekend...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
while a very relaxed, passive guy normally, when it gets sexual i like to be in charge ;)

(see my tumblr at the bottom of this page for details)

also I secretly wish I could "like" peoples answers to questions here on okc, there are some great ones.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're interested, i like a girl that's forward ;)

or if you happen to look like/actually are Victoria Coren.

or if you'd like to accompany me to the prince charles cinema to see some classic films.

Things I like to discuss: politics, sex, music, drugs, films, trivia & alcohol. If you have anything to say on any of these topics, please get in touch!

if you've had a look at my (very NSFW) tumblr and like what you see: