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I am cold, cruel, and calculating.
My Self-Summary
For fun I like to shoplift, drive 45 in the left lane on I-95 and
leave shopping carts in handicapped parking spaces at the grocery
store.
I created 545-people.com because I know everybody is mad as hell
now and doesn't want to take it anymore. Congress doesn't care, so
at least we can still afford to buy a t-shirt that tells them where
they can go.
On a first date I usually get lost if I'm meeting someone in an
unfamiliar place. That really sets the tone for the evening because
then the guy's sitting there in the restaurant trying not to hate
me before he's met me. Then after I sit down I usually pop my bra
and adjust my glasses, which the guy will either find cute and sexy
or disturbing.
After ordering a glass of wine I'll start babbling incoherently,
which then leads the poor guy to wondering if perhaps prescription
drug abuse isn't a problem. By the second glass of wine I'm
exhibiting an odd nervous tick, mild Tourette's symptoms and his
eyebrows are waaaay up into his hairline and he's ready to leave.
And I don't mean with me.
But he's also still curious. Perhaps I'm just putting him on? The
rack looks real enough, too, he's thinking. How nice, no silicone
or botox either. She's a little odd but so what? She's not looking
for a ring or marriage. Can I live with the Tourette's? Maybe she
really knows her way around a mattress, that would be nice. Then,
boiiinnnggg.....
What I’m doing with my life
545-people.com is where most of my time is spent these days.
I’m really good at
Well, it's best to keep that to myself lest I appear immodest.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile.
The six things I could never do without
Wine, chocolate, coffee, "world peace", my dog Jackson and his pal
Eddie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"World peace" and how Ms. California should give her boobs back to
Donald Trump.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical nights on any day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not recovering from anything, if that's what you're thinking.
I'm not addicted to anything either. By the way, speaking of
addictions...Does anybody really think there's such a thing as
"sexual addiction"? I just don't buy that at all.
You should message me if
You're taller, better looking and smarter.