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Hval-pigen

26 F Pyongyang, North Korea

My Details

Last Online
Mar 8, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Korean (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a whale, a sperm whale in fact. I live and seas near North Korea.
What I’m doing with my life
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Swimmin' in the sea!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Svimming, eating squid
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm not a human, but a whale.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Kaskelotternes sang" Danish book about the life of a sperm whale. Yes of course I do speak danish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sperm
Whales
Sperm whales
The sea
Squid
This website
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is the meaning of life? Why does it feel like I'm the only whale with a dating profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swimmin' in the sea!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sperm whale!!!!!!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
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you are that other sperm whale with a dating profile!

Or... If you just want to be friends, I'll answer any questions about being a sperm whale with a dating profile.