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Hyborea
36 / M / straight / Single
Houston, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
- Other
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Education
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- Job
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- Income
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- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Wanderlust, Optimism, and Peculiar.
My Self-Summary
I'm an evil, jury-rigged Atari2600 bent on World Conquest. The only problem
I've run up against is that that seems to take a lot of processing
power... And if you're ever feeling down and out; remember, you're
all delicious in Cthulhu's eyes, fleshlings.
What I’m doing with my life
Digging a hole to China. Had to stop. Ran outta places to put the
excess dirt.
I’m really good at
Getting sidetracked with some interesting looking mental offramp.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not human. Actually, they probably notice my hair first. Then
my teeth. Then the inside of my mouth as I devour them like a snake
swallows its prey. *bwarg!*
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I throw them at people. It passes the time and all.
The six things I could never do without
Well, we'll rank Organs pretty high up there. Oxygen - check.
Probably need some source of nourishment. Maybe some water to keep
hydrated? Ah, yes - and a means to move said nourishment source and
water into the body. Well, that leaves me one free CNDW item
left... I... can't really think of one. So I can now take my leave
to transform into a mass of organs with a mouth to devour things
with and some means of absorbing oxygen from my environment so that
the chemical process continues and I can keep taking over the
Universe one molecule at a time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hmm... I'm not so sure there's really a list of things that I spend
a disproportional amount of time thinking of in regards to other
things so as to stick out over the rest. Pretty much everything
just kinda spams the brainpan all at once all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends while subconsciously processing the
ultimate formula for global conquest. This formula takes a lot of
time to get right and apparently the compiler I'm running this one
in sees white-spaces so my empty time between planning and
execution is kinda screwin' me over here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Muhahahaha! I have no secrets - really - well, scratch that. I have
no secrets of my own. For some reason I've become a vault of other
people's secrets, though. If I haven't told someone something about
myself it's more that it just never came up in conversation or it
did and I got sidetracked and forgot to bring it up. The pains of
being a scatterbrain I suppose.
You should message me if
If you want to babble for some reason then message me - or heck, if
you know a thing or two about Marine Biology or if you wanna
discuss Manga - certain Manga... I have an unnatural enthusiasm
for Manga like NANA,
Peach Girl,
Fruits
Basket, the Wallflower, Suppli, Sand Chronicles, After School
Nightmare and others of that genre. Giant Robots and Ninja
really aren't my thing, though, so I won't babble too much about
those. If you're weird and just HAVE to know more about me for some
bizarre reason and fear my random babbling I guess you could visit
my MySpace page - it's easy to find (same name and all) but... I'm
really here just for the funny tests, though - I have this OCD love
of answering questions, I think. I'm not here for a relationship,
hot nights of passion or anything like that - just the tests!
