I am:

A B.A. Grad twice over (Multimedia Design, and Creative Advertising)

A former fight choreography/acting trainee.

A lover of all kinds of subcultural and directional fashions.

An avid lover of philosophical discourse.

A massive fucking nerd.

An occasional DJ, (Under the name Percival) often playing at Rapture, as well as various house parties and events.

A multi-disciplinary creative practitioner.

A stupidly fast reader.

An escaped survivor from the cult of dubstep.

I am loquacious, creative, and just a tiny bit mad.

I wish:

There could be a dating site specifically for megalomaniacs without having to go out and make one myself.

I want to gather myself a group of people with the spark of creativity, throw villain parties, and plan, plot and scheme our way into fixing everything wrong with the world; In the most sneakily evil, unfair, gestalt, clever, underhand and downright brilliant way that between us we can possibly conceive of.

Well, I just finished my second arts degree, and are thus well on the way to a nice set of placemats, assuming the laminator hasn't gone missing again.

At the moment I'm freelancing, as well as getting everything I own organised. All the paperwork and all the files from my entire life till now. Stuff seems to have a lot of inertia.

I was working on a record-label I co-own, but my partner isn't talking to me, so the hunt for a more permanent position as either a writer or art-director is looking more and more promising by the day.

Eventually, I'd like to have a string of my own businesses, as a capital and networking basis for the plans that come after that, once enough capital is gathered. That's where things start getting really rather crinkly. Message me if you're interested in knowing more.

Solving problems. If you have a will, then I have a way.

That I'm clearly completely bonkers.

Authors:

David Zindell, Robert Heinlein, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Asimov, Hunter. S Thomson, Alan Moore, Tom Holt, Terry Pratchett, Neil Asher, Ian Irvine, Scott McCloud, Paul Arden, Cory Doctorow, J.R.R Tolkien, Justin Randall, Jules Verne, Neil Asher, Anne Mccafrey,

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Repo, Sweeny Todd, "A movie with me in it", Headwig, Battle Royale, Ong Bak, Zeitgeist, The Princess Bride, Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow, Sleepy Hollow, Back to the Future, Monty Python, POTC, Sin City, Planet Terror, Dr. Strangelove, Van Helsing,

TV/Comedy acts/Webisodes

Dr. Horrible's sing along blog, Dollhouse, Burn Notice, Firefly, Metalocalypse, Black Books, American Dad, Robot chicken, Family Guy, BSG, Caprica, The Mighty Boosh, Death Note, Liar Game, Cowboy Bebop, Dilbert, Elfen Lied, The Big Bang Theory, The IT crowd, Futurama, Invader Zim, GTO, Red Dwarf, Dimitri Martin, The Goon show, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Bailey, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, The Goodies, Dr. Who, Last Exile, Helsing

Music:

Amanda Palmer, MGMT, Metric, The Aquabats, Simon and Garfunkel, Apocalyptica, The Clockwork Quartet, Mindless Self Indulgence, Laydytron, Yeah yeah yeahs, Pendulum, Evol Intent, Josh Pike, The Police, Ben Folds, Flight of the Conchords, Vernian Process, Alestorm, Rammstein,

Games:

Harvest Moon, Anything produced by Black Isle, Dungeon Keeper, Psychonauts, Morrowind, Katamari Damacy, Dr.Brain, The Witcher, Quake 3 Arena, Diablo, Myst Series, Jazz Jackrabbit, Bioshock, Worms World Party, Gothic 1,2 and 3 , Ultima Series, Thief, Monkey Island

Assuming we skip over the skip over the basic needs, I'd be perfectly happy doing without anything, as long as I get to keep my imagination. This being said , I'd still be peeved over losing:

Access to prior art

My totally bitchin' post-apocaliptic boots

The Pentel Sign Pen

My smoking Jacket

MacBook Pro

All the things Adobe makes

Ideas.

Ways to reinvent things, memes, Insights into the way things work, and generally just creative concepts for fucking with perceptual norms.

Stuff like :

A room for putting passed out party goers that contains a pretend cryogenic chamber. Room is styled like a fallout shelter, and is predominantly full asynchronized clocks that tick each minute. The ticks play out an odd tune which repeats each minute.

Gothic playpen balls.

How it'd work if kitchenware grew on trees. Cross-breeding of cutlery, and flowers that start as cups, then open out into bowls, and finally into plates

Magnetic hourglass, goes either way.

Creating a rig that moves a camera along a specific path, so that the motion blur trails make a picture. Photograph a grid of colored lights to get A photographic warhol-esque image.

Building one-off insectile exoskeletons for the Roomba. Sell them as objects d'arte at ridiculous prices.

Etc.

At home in front of the computer. I work Saturdays, so if I go out it's generally on a Saturday night, rather than a Friday.

Right now (A typical Friday night) I'm attempting to make this advert I'm creating for mentos-X (A caffeinated version of mentos) look more like something out of Dante's inferno.

http://tinypic.com/r/2qamkqv/4

And, of course, filling out information here about myself. Rollickingly exhilarating stuff.

Ask anything; A straight question will get you an honest answer.

you feel so inclined. Any excuse for a bit of conversation will do.