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Hypatian

33 M Woodbridge, VA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lets rewrite some of this again, terrible at throwing information out there blindly in a summary as I have a habit of rambling.

Quiet introverted kind of guy until you can get me to open up at which point all the endless voices and wandering thoughts begin to spill out unfiltered.

Long hours get spent in front of my computer on a regular basis but I love finding a good excuse to get away from it even if it may take a little push sometimes. Love learning new things, nothing quite like discovering something new and diving into it head first.

Also a big board/card game fan... as long as the game involves strategy deeper than "roll die, move token" I am generally anxious to learn it and share it. From the likes of Go and Riichi Mahjong -to- Settlers of Catan and Ticket to Ride -to- Chess and Scrabble.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working soft and relaxing while I soak up the knowledge of the world non-scholastically.

Have considered going back to school from time to time but have seen too many friends burned and left with educations that are not yielding employment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving problems logically and fixing all things broken. Taking up an opposing opinion in a conversation not because I actually believe it but because I think it will yield an interesting result. Baking tasty treats and eating them.

The list is hopefully ever growing, like to be very good at lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Obligatory "Glasses" answer... but beyond that the fact that I am generally shy until approached, quiet until questioned, and difficult to stop once opened up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Honestly don't read as much as I should and when I do it is typically some light novel or other work that has grabbed me and found some way to hook me in with a concept I feel is interesting. Most recent reads are the Sword Art Online light novels... reads like bad fan fiction at times but I find the world alluring.

Movies - Horror, Comedy, Action, Romance... whatever... as long as it has a good solid interesting concept or can make me care about the characters. I'll try giving almost anything a shot if the price is right, but it takes something magical to get me into a theater these days.

Shows - Game of Thrones, The Following, Breaking Bad, BSG... give me something with a complete story told over a larger arc and I will generally love it... Maybe throw in an episode of Castle and/or White Collar in a pinch. Also usually 2 currently airing anime series in any given season, none of those 200+ episodes full of filler stuff though please. I want a complete story and I don't want to wait through dozens of unrelated pointless fluff to get there... If I want fluff I will seek it out in the form of some slice of life comedy animated or otherwise.

Music - Yes please! Really run the gamut here, can't even begin to explain all the tastes that I have in music. Some of the more interesting items from my playlists being Van Canto, Avantasia, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, and Lindsey Stirling.

Food - Animals, vegetables, minerals oh my! Prefer my meals to include a meat of some sort but am not picky about what I eat as long as it tastes good. Big fan of spicy foods of most ethnic backgrounds, pastas, and rice. Dessert too, although I would prefer something light and fruity to some heavy chocolate so rich you can't eat more than a bite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not a fan of this question... I'd rather not do without friends,
family,
any of my senses,
the internet,
running water,
or the possibility of a better tomorrow.... but I could if I had to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever last caught my eye/ear and filled me with wonder.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, ah the joys of a night shift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would not be very private if I posted it here openly would it? That said if someone wants to know something all they need do is ask, I'm not a fan of secrets or lies so the book is always open to those who would read it.

Okay fine, I find myself oddly drawn to musicals.... also if asked who is best pony I would have an answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to the same thing we do every night, but only if it's try to take over the world.

You think it's okay for a girl to message a guy first.

You wan't to discuss how poor the option choices are on many of the questions presented on this site.

Or if you see any shared interests and just want to discuss them. I don't bite... people I don't know.