Are you finally ready to experience amazing fun dates and possibly love in 2016!?
I'm a well known hypnotherapist who likes fine dining, and furry animals.
My hypnotising voice and eyes will GUARANTEE you have an interesting date.
I've hypnotised many groups of people into doing crazy things, in numerous cities. I can even get the waiter to give us free dinner if you want.
Inevitably I begin each morning being mesmerised by myself in the mirror..
What I’m doing with my life
- Collecting stamps in my passport all over the world, I currently have 10.
- Writing books about how the mind works, collaborating with a porn star (not in the way you're thinking), she was famous in the 90s...
- Hypnotising groups of people into doing crazy things, in numerous different cities, for the entertainment of my fans.
- Pitching my life changing ideas on Dragon's Den, but they were not ready for change..
- Fostering a variety of animals including hamsters, budgies, fish, turtles and rabbits.. but settling on cats.. they make better slaves.
- Travelling to the edge of insanity and back.
- Running a hypnotherapy clinic where everyone leaves a little poorer, but a happy bunny.
- Eating anything that once had a pulse. I have eaten at every fine restaurant in Toronto.
I’m really good at
Cooking a superior rare steak, explaining subjects I know deeply, looking good in a suit, breaking stereotypes and subverting the dominant paradigm.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Star Wars Holiday Special. Battlefield Earth. Ice Station Zebra. Spice World.
Books: Colouring books that prominently feature unicorns on cover.
The six things I could never do without
My BlackBerry, reddit, a laissez-faire economic system, the freedom to do what I want, where I want, when I want, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, how much of it is controlled by the choices we make today, and what to do about it. I know the zombie apocalypse is a popular concern nowadays, but I spend more time thinking about ecological depletion and bad economic policies as causes of societal collapse. I would probably make a thoughtful politician for the Green Party, but the questions that OkCupid made me answer here torpedo any chance I have at holding public office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Obligatorily knee-deep in shenanigans almighty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm into consensual power exchange.
I listen to Lady Gaga when nobody's watching.
People who have seen me naked don't usually pick my voice to compliment.
You should message me if
You're a manic pixie dream girl!