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Last online
Today – 3:55am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a 33yr old hypnotherapist, and like most 33yr old hypnotherapists I enjoy a variety of activities.

I begin each morning being mesmerised by myself in the mirror. I then hypnotise my kittens into bringing me my clothes, my breakfast, and the morning paper. I really don't know what I'd do without them.

I'm constantly working on new ways how to hypnotise my patients most effectively, so that they can enjoy their lives.. and agree to give me all their belongings. I'm a perfectionist, and I will not stop until I have all of their belongings.. including their kittens.

In my spare time, I produce, write and occasionally act in short films, with puppies in them.
What I’m doing with my life
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- Collecting stamps in my passport all over the world, I currently have 10.

- Writing books about how the mind works, collaborating with a porn star (not in the way you're thinking), she was famous in the 90s..

- Hypnotising groups of people into doing crazy things, in numerous different cities, for the entertainment of my fans.

- Pitching my life changing ideas on Dragon's Den, but they were not ready for change..

- Fostering a variety of animals including hamsters, budgies, fish, turtles and rabbits.. but settling on cats.. they make better slaves.

- Travelling to the edge of insanity and back.

- Running a hypnotherapy clinic where everyone leaves a little poorer, but a happy bunny.

- Eating anything that once had a pulse, I have eaten at every fine restaurant in Toronto.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking a superior rare steak, explaining subjects I know deeply, looking good in a suit, breaking stereotypes and subverting the dominant paradigm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Star Wars Holiday Special. Battlefield Earth. Ice Station Zebra. Spice World.

Books: Masturbation For Dummys. Colouring books that prominently feature unicorns on cover.

Music: Creed, Hanson, The Jonas Brothers, Spin Doctors.. and Creed
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My BlackBerry, reddit, a laissez-faire economic system, the freedom to do what I want, where I want, when I want. Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, how much of it is controlled by the choices we make today, and what to do about it. I know the zombie apocalypse is a popular concern nowadays, but I spend more time thinking about ecological depletion and bad economic policies as causes of societal collapse. I would probably make a thoughtful politician for the Green Party, but the questions that OkCupid made me answer here torpedo any chance I have at holding public office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Obligatorily knee-deep in shenanigans almighty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm into consensual power exchange.

I listen to Lady Gaga when nobody's watching.

People who have seen me naked don't usually pick my voice to compliment.
You should message me if
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You're a manic pixie dream girl!