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Hypnotic444
20 / M / straight / Single
Chico, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Hospitality / Travel
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am here, there, and everywhere.
My Self-Summary
If home is where
the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a
heart?
I'm a "chemical-affected" nihilistic insomniac with a lack of regret and absolutely no care for normality. Yeah... That's about right. Scarred and tattooed, sarcastic, and I like to watch horror movies... Mmm hmmm... "I'll trace a chalkline around your dead fucking body!" Hahah....
I'm a "chemical-affected" nihilistic insomniac with a lack of regret and absolutely no care for normality. Yeah... That's about right. Scarred and tattooed, sarcastic, and I like to watch horror movies... Mmm hmmm... "I'll trace a chalkline around your dead fucking body!" Hahah....
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide. We're taking the ATM
machine with us to Mexico.
Now in German
Ich bin ein zuhälter, und zuhälter begehen nicht selbstmord. Nehmen
wir den geldautomaten mit uns nach Mexiko.
I’m really good at
Vehicular manslaughter, learning how to count to 20 in different
languages, knowing random useless facts, history (yes you can be
good at history you cunt,) writing, urban exploration, stencilling,
drawing offensive stick figures, naming the capital of any state or
country, waking up in the hospital, getting arrested, drinking
myself into oblivion, serial killing, saying the wrong thing at the
right moment, and your mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bloody-thristy anarchist with a black cape, a knife in hand,
a bomb strapped to my chest, who wants to eat babies, and is
probably from Europe. Plus I have a tail and I shit nails.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favourite authors are George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Ray
Bradbury. Stephen King, (doesn't really count, but fuck you;
Mikhail Bakunin, Karl Marx,) Friedrich Nietzsche, and Franz Kafka.
My favourite books are the Metamorphosis, Lord of the Flies, the
Girl Who Loved Tom Gordan, and 1984.
I love any sort of psychological thriller and horror. Some of my favourites are Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Taxi Driver, Sunshine, Southland Tales, the Devil's Rejects, the Last House on the Left, Se7en, and I am Legend. I love the show Dexter, it kicks ze ass.
I will listen to anything that sounds good... My favourites are rock, metal, and oldies like System of a Down, the Beatles, Job for a Cowboy, Cattle Decapitation, Alice in Chains, and the Killers.
As for food you can go fuck youself you nosey cunt. :D
I love any sort of psychological thriller and horror. Some of my favourites are Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Taxi Driver, Sunshine, Southland Tales, the Devil's Rejects, the Last House on the Left, Se7en, and I am Legend. I love the show Dexter, it kicks ze ass.
I will listen to anything that sounds good... My favourites are rock, metal, and oldies like System of a Down, the Beatles, Job for a Cowboy, Cattle Decapitation, Alice in Chains, and the Killers.
As for food you can go fuck youself you nosey cunt. :D
The six things I could never do without
Tobacco products, alcohol, oxygen, water, complex organic
molecules, and your mom. >:D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, drugs, violence, and the only true philosophical questions,
whether or not to commit suicide, and "now a question of courtesy,
as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Outside dressed like a dwarf kidnapping people's cats for my
catapult. Heh...
Now in German
Außerhalb gekleidet wie ein zwerg entführung menschen katzen für
meine katapult... I think... Cut me some fucking slack, you
bastard...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like to drink water, in the nude... Sssshhhh....
You should message me if
You are a human of the female variety, and I have to emphasize the
human part. I just got out of an abusive inter-species
relationship. o.O Yes I am high right now, so what?
