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Hyrule_Sunset

34 M Kingston upon Hull, UK

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Absolutely lost, absolutely drifting - I find people who know who they are and what they're doing in life very strange and scary indeed. Me, I'm just faffing around on the face of the planet until my body eventually craps out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hiding under the covers. It's cosy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to play guitar and sing. I must be pretty good because I've only had six written complaints from the general public.
So far.
Today.

OK actually I'm quite shit at those things. But I AM great at videogames and slacking off. So ner!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall. Dressed in black. Big spikey hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Jean-Paul Sartre, Iain Banks, Charles Bukowski, George Orwell, De Sade, Douglas Adams, Graham Hancock, as well as other non-fiction stuff about quantum physics, serial killers, philosophy, neuroscience, UFOs, and paranormal stuff.

Movies: My appreciation for a film is usually inversely proportional to the amount of CGI and action sequences it contains. I need emotions. The best things that a film can do, in my eyes, is make my cry - but I'll settle for being creeped out, turned on, or disturbed, possibly all at once. My favourite directors are David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubrick, Gaspar Noe and Studio Ghibli.

TV: I don't really watch much TV but here's some stuff that I like: Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Twin Peaks, Babylon 5, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, The Young Ones, Bottom, Red Dwarf.

Music: Don't you just want to punch people in the face who perpetuate that cliched word 'eclectic' for their musical tastes? I do. And then I'd kick them in the bollocks too for good measure. Now that's off my chest, I'll say that I enjoy a nice mix of extreme metal and mopey synth-pop. Favourites are: Meshuggah, Depeche Mode, Dead Can Dance, The Smiths, Morrissey, Katatonia, Evoken, Dystopia, The Smashing Pumpkins, Jeff Buckley, Wolfsheim, Eyehategod, Opeth, Slayer, Erasure, Radiohead, Nirvana, Joy Division, The Cure, Pet Shop Boys, Burning Witch, October Tide.

Videogames: I fucking love videogames. And they love me too. Nintendo's stuff will always be my favourite, but I've had a 360 for a while now too (gamertag EverElsewhere - add me!). I like either really cute stuff or scary horror games to play with the lights out. Some franchises I like: Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mario, Resident Evil, Bioshock, Final Fantasy, Silent Hill, Bayonetta, F-Zero, Street Fighter, GTA IV, Red Dead Redemption, pretty much everything.

Food: Pizza and chocolate. I thank the lord daily for my reasonably fast metabolism.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy and Pride. I can manage without Wrath.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex & death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up shivering in a foetal position on the floor, crying tears of pure sorrow into the carpet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The enormity of the universe scares me a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you want to converse with someone that you really shouldn't.