The Internet! - durrr, I am so original
Computers - and vidya gaims
Electronics - it's kinda my job yo
DIY - I like taking things apart... and sometimes putting them back together right
Survivalism - get off my lawn you damn zombies!
Self-sufficiency - don't need nobodies help
Woodworking - nothing as manly as the smell of cut lumber
Metalworking - I've made a few knives and I'm working on my second sword, ask me, I'll send you pics
Glass blowing - not sure this is the right term since I haven't actually "blown" any glass, but I have a torch and I've made figurines and beads and shit and it's cool
Auto repair - after cut lumber, the next most manly smell is motor oil
Hiking - pretty much grew up playing in the Niagara gorge
Kayaking - I <3 water
Camping - especially if it's near water
Skiing - gotta have an outdoor winter interest in these parts or you'll spend all winter without the sun
Scuba diving - Just starting taking basic certification classes, but hey, it counts anyway
Caving - I've only been twice though, would do it more if the bats would quit going extinct, geez, thx bats
Rock climbing - mostly in gyms, not many mountains round here
Animals - my golden retriever and my 3 cats could beat up everyone you know
Urban Ex - it's the perfect combo of adventure and local history
Photography - I'm no professional but I know what aperture priority means
Here's a collection of dealbreakers/makers, no hard feelings if you dont fit this list, but we probably wouldn't mesh in the longterm:
Religion - If you're religious, superstitious, or believe in things like fate/karma/soul mates, we wouldn't make a good match.
Offspring - Grew up in a big family and loved it, I can't see myself with anything less than 3 kids, preferably more, let me know if you want to have all the babies.
Veganism/Vegetarianism - Eating dead animals is an important bonding activity for me, I've tried dating a few vegetarians, it's just not something I could see working out long term, sorry!
Kinkiness - If handcuffs push your boundaries then we definitely wouldn't be a great match in bed, the weirder the shit you're into the better.
That's it, that's the no nonsense version, if you're still on board then congrats for making it this far!