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28 Holyoke, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:09pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Transplanted southerner, misses live oaks and bbq but prefers pants over shorts so it evens out in the end.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at an urban farming nonprofit in Holyoke.

Most of my remaining time is divided between playing games (racquetball, pool, Chinese chess, rummy), gardening, reading, walking in interesting places, lounging in interesting places, driving the long route, canoeing, cooking to podcasts, and hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
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Sailing, growing things, brewing beer, navigating, charming old people, stealing naps, cynicism, optimism, the internet, crushes, and car-singing.

I'm also really good at not remembering the little thumbnail photos of people on this site, instead just clicking impulsively on any that stand out, only to realize I've done this exact thing a dozen times already. Not sure if anyone notices/cares, but every time it happens I imagine the looks of disapproval.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm 6'4", so my height?

Then, if we get to talking, they're bound to say something about my name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like radical history and theory, sci-fi, biographies (auto and otherwise), adventure stories, local histories, 'the classics,' and graphic novels. I worked a couple years at a collectively run bookstore in Boston called the Lucy Parsons Center where I wound up doing most of the book ordering and used book hunting. Consequently I know a whole lot about a very small section of the publishing world, without being particularly well versed in the broader world of literature. Actively looking for a better balance now.

Star trek tng, on repeat.

I'll probably never tire of the pixies, sonic youth, fugazi, neutral milk hotel, electric wizard, or nirvana. That's an unintentionally uniform looking list but it's the stuff that's stuck with me over the years. Pop, rap, witch house, lo-fi garage rock, ethereal female fronted indie bands, the shit my friends and to a lesser extent myself make -- all deserve honorable mention.

I think that onion, vinegar, and bacon, individually or combined, improve the taste of almost any meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shoes for walking, bicycles, friends, music, books, road trips.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Causing trouble, the perfect three wishes, where my cat goes, things I want to learn, things I need to do, my dream farm, the barriers we erect between ourselves and others, and along those same lines: did I really just say/do that?

Unfortunately it appears that I did. Now what?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've lived in a lot of places but none have been as confusing as Western MA.
You should message me if
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You know exactly what you'd do with an afternoon of free printing at a copy shop.

You have strong opinions about tacos, sci-fi, and aesthetics.

You've are currently in possession of stolen milk crates.