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IAmMikeIRL

27 Medford, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am stupid, uninteresting, and mean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spent a few years traveling the country working on gay rights campaigns. Now I am a very bad writer who doesn't go outside. If you like good writers, I'll like you, but you won't like me.

I spend my free time trying to get better at writing, drawing, playing piano, and speaking other languages. I'm still very bad at all of them, and lie about how often I practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self deprecation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gmail password is m0mmy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Self confidence.
Humor.
Hatred.
Kindness.
Truth.
Lies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self improvement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crabwalking backwards into the sewer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is the only picture anyone has taken of me in the past four years.
You should message me if
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You will murder me and eat the bod for social media follows.

You're stupidly not put off by the dating profile of an insane person.