Haikus give some people their kicks

And for others an ode will transfix

Iambic pentameter

Can hit a grand slam better

But for me, I prefer limericks

Oh FUCK. I mean to say, "And some others an ode will transfix." All is lost.

I'll out Limerick your Haiku, sucka.

Limericks beat Haikus anyday, so you're all good.

Limericks, haikus;

Both are neat, but, I dunno...

I want vulgar rhymes.

Rats, I was hoping for a poetry war.

I lack the poetry gene.

Haikus can be fun
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

I am at work now

Internet meetings are fun

I can goof around