Language is reductive and leaves much to be desired. I hate labels, I prefer to speak objectively about others' (or my own) actions than to use labels to define them (or myself), but here we go. I'm passionate about life and the will to power. Statistically speaking I am of above-average intelligence, I make moderately funny Your Mom/That's What She Said jokes, and... I always have my towel.
Above all, I'm a staunch existentialist: existence precedes essence, no inherent meaning or value in life or things, we create our own purpose, ultimate freedom = ultimate burden, etc. That line of thought directs the vast majority of my behavior. I do my part to support social justice through education.
I am in a non-monogamous relationship with a lovely Australian man. I more closely identify with the "free love" attitude of decades past than with the militant polyamorism here on OKC. That doesn't mean I fuck everyone; I go with the flow. I get not wanting to conform to societal norms; I don't get wanting to be so rigidly defined by your relationship habits.