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27 Austin, TX Woman


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  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:53pm
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Somewhat), Polish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm passionate about life, and learning, and horsies, and stuff and things. Statistically speaking I am of above-average intelligence (if that sort of thing intimidates you, I suggest you move along), I make moderately funny Your Mom/That's What She Said jokes, and... I always know where my towel is.

Above all, I'm a staunch existentialist: existence precedes essence, no inherent meaning, we create our own purpose, to do is to be, ultimate freedom = ultimate burden, etc. That line of thought directs the vast majority of my behavior.

So come on, let's get acquainted!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bueno, soy profesora de español... but that somehow doesn't seem to fully convey everything my job entails. I do my part to effect social change through education.

Thinking about planning a Christmas trip to southern Spain and Portugal.

I travel, volunteer, tutor, go to metal shows, and write about the amazing tenets of atheism. Other stuff, too, like feeling a severe nostalgia for the 90s. The 1890s! (This is a half-joke; not a reference to some affinity for steampunk.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning languages easily, and anything language or linguistics related is an enormous passion of mine.

Knowin' stuff. People often say, "How do you know that?" I don't know. I just do.

Losing myself in the sea of "grey area" that exists between black and white dichotomies.

Making situations awkward by laughing at seemingly inappropriate times. It's a coping mechanism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wow I like your glasses" has almost completely replaced "Wow nice tits". I like neither.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Classic murder mysteries (Poirot/Holmes), sci-fi/fantasy, historical fiction, non-fiction (philosophy, history, humanities, politics, biographies/autobiographies), and anything absurd or surreal. Currently reading Masters of Fantasy.

Movies and TV: Anything related to Top Gear UK, Monty Python, That Mitchell & Webb Look, IT Crowd, QI, Saxondale, Chaser's War on Everything, Big Fat Quiz of the Year, MST3K, Jon Stewart, Bruce Campbell, Pedro Almodóvar, or Quentin Tarantino. El Topo and Don't Look Now! are great. Honestly this category is so overwhelming I can't include everything.

Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black/prog/folk metal, blues, bluegrass, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, música foclórica. Oh, and Metallica. Duh. Listening to a lot of Witchcraft lately.

Food: Sushi, sauteed kale, this new amazing couscous salad I've created. Mostly everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music library
A prefrontal cortex
Irony and absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
A will to power
The intimacy of eye contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?" The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Let's be honest, it doesn't matter. You're probably still drooling over my boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pissing the night away. I drink a whisky drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.

I sing the songs that remind me of the good times, I sing the songs that remind me of the best times.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been greying since 9th grade.
I was born in the wrong decade.
I spend a lot of time studying people's hands.
You should message me if
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Don't call us, we'll call you.

I'm kidding! Message me if you're feelin' it. We'll find out sooner or later whether it's a good fit.