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26 • Austin, TX • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 27–46
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 2:48pm
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body type
- Full figured
- Mostly vegetarian
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Open relationship
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Polish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
Above all, I'm a staunch existentialist: existence precedes essence, no inherent meaning, we create our own purpose, to do is to be, ultimate freedom = ultimate burden, etc. That line of thought directs the vast majority of my behavior.
I am in an open relationship with this Aussie cunt. We more closely identify with the "free love" attitude of decades past than with the militant polyamorism of today. I like to go with the flow. I get not wanting to conform to societal norms; I don't get wanting to be so rigidly defined by your relationship habits!
So come on, let's get acquainted!
I'm also organizing a summer trip to Spain (AND Gibraltar, AND Morocco) for students, and a trip to Australia/NZ for us. I love travelling, but I REALLY love planning it out.
Not that I'm not spontaneous.
I travel, volunteer, tutor, and write about the amazing tenets of atheism. Other stuff, too, like feeling a severe nostalgia for the 90s. The 1890s! (This is a half-joke; not a reference to some affinity for steampunk.)
Knowin' stuff. People often say, "How do you know that?" I don't know. I just do.
Losing myself in the sea of "grey area" that exists between black and white dichotomies.
Making situations awkward by laughing at seemingly inappropriate times. It's a coping mechanism.
Movies and TV: Anything related to Top Gear UK, Monty Python, That Mitchell & Webb Look, IT Crowd, QI, Saxondale, Chaser's War on Everything, Big Fat Quiz of the Year, MST3K, Jon Stewart, Bruce Campbell, Pedro Almodóvar, or Quentin Tarantino. El Topo and Don't Look Now! are great. Honestly this category is so overwhelming I can't include everything.
Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black/prog/folk metal, blues, bluegrass, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, música foclórica. Oh, and Metallica. Duh. Listening to a lot of All Them Witches lately.
Food: Sushi, sauteed kale, this new amazing couscous salad I've created. Mostly everything.
My music library
A prefrontal cortex
Irony and absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
A will to power
The intimacy of eye contact
Let's be honest, it doesn't matter.
I sing the songs that remind me of the good times, I sing the songs that remind me of the best times.
I was born in the wrong decade.
I spend a lot of time studying people's hands.
I'm generally considered an intuitive and "aware" person, yet so many of my experiences with people make me seriously question whether I know anything about anything (or shit about fuck, as Robin Williams once wisely said). It seems even the most blatant and direct displays of attraction or interest are really nothing of the kind, and of course I'm left wondering if it's me or them that's the problem. I tend to lean toward the former.
This isn't to say I refuse to initiate conversation or that you should feel obligated to do so, but I just wanted you to know where my head is.
That was probably way too intimate for an online dating profile. I feel kind of raw now.
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