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27 Austin, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:29pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Somewhat), Polish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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*I'm going to be in Atlanta in a few weeks, and I'm eager to meet new people for fun adventure times.

Things I am... okay, here we go...

Passionate about life, learning, and new experiences; am constantly laughing and am an expert at making moderately funny Your Mom/That's What She Said jokes; a staunch existentialist, absurdist, surrealist; a cider and ginger beer connoisseur... I'm not sure how to cleanly end thi-

Ultimately, I have spent the last few years transforming into a better and more pleasant person, and would love to find someone to connect and grow with (in whatever capacity). I'm native to Austin, but have only very recently begun taking advantage of what the city has to offer. So come on, let's get acquainted and fucking do stuff already!
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach middle and high school Spanish at a charter school in Georgetown. It's the passion of my life, and the most exhausting but fulfilling thing ever.

Planning Christmas trip to Atlanta and Charleston, summer to the UK.

I travel, volunteer, tutor, go to metal shows, and write about the amazing tenets of atheism. Other stuff, too, like feeling a severe nostalgia for the 90s. The 1890s!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning languages easily, and anything language or linguistics related is an enormous passion of mine.

So, my students give me food and I make pies with it (see photos). So far I've done pineapple and butternut squash, and am now working on pecan. I'm actually shelling the pecans.

Knowin' stuff. People often say, "How do you know that?" I don't know. I just do.

Losing myself in the sea of "grey area".

Making situations awkward by laughing at seemingly inappropriate times. It's a coping mechanism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wow I like your glasses" has almost completely replaced "Wow nice tits". I like neither.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Classic murder mysteries (Poirot/Holmes), sci-fi/fantasy, historical fiction, non-fiction (philosophy, history, humanities, politics, biographies/autobiographies), and anything absurd or surreal. Currently reading Masters of Fantasy.

Movies and TV: Anything related to Top Gear UK, Monty Python, That Mitchell & Webb Look, IT Crowd, QI, Saxondale, Chaser's War on Everything, Big Fat Quiz of the Year, MST3K, Jon Stewart, Bruce Campbell, Pedro Almodóvar, or Quentin Tarantino. El Topo and Don't Look Now! are great. Honestly this category is so overwhelming I can't include everything.

Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black/prog/folk metal, stoner and doom metal for sure, blues, bluegrass, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, música foclórica. Oh, and Metallica. Duh. Listening to a lot of The Sword lately.

Food: I like virtually everything (seriously) but have recently realized my profound love for sourdough toast. Oh, and shrooms. But is that really a food? You eat them, but not for nutrition, well technically it is, but not in the conventional sense.... well, anyway, yeah. Toast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music library
A prefrontal cortex
Irony and absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
The intimacy of eye contact
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?" The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Let's be honest, it doesn't matter. You're probably still drooling over my boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pissing the night away. I drink a whisky drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.

I sing the songs that remind me of the good times, I sing the songs that remind me of the best times.

I'm either chilling at a dimly lit bar with friends/co-workers, headbanging at a metal show, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been greying since 9th grade.
I was born in the wrong decade.
I think lips and hands tell a lot about the kind of person and/or lover someone is and they can actually be a dealbreaker for me.
You should message me if
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Don't call us, we'll call you.

I'm kidding! Message me if you're feelin' it. We'll find out sooner or later whether it's a good fit.