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IAteASeagull

30 Marina del Rey, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I didn't really eat a seagull.

I hail from Milwaukee, obtained a decent edumatation in Boston, learned to be a laid back Cali dude in Santa Monica, and studied for a Master in Italy - I live in the present. Everything in life is worth laughing at, especially ourselves. I know who I am and what I want out of life.

I keep a calendar full of events: volunteering, physical activity, and classes. I'd love to share my busy schedule with someone extraordinary.

My highest values are humor, honesty, balance, and simplicity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it up in Marina Dal Rah and working my career thang for all it's worth. Recovering from a marathon injury, and thinking about a Spartan race. Tally-ho!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Bulleted lists. Doubt it? See the evidence below
* Making you swoon, romancing, and being a gentleman
* Massages - I have expert hand skills
* Laughing and self-deprecating humor
* Cooking. You too? Cook-off in 3.. 2.. 1..
* Philosophy - I'm passionate, and I love a good conversation
* Making cats purr and wish I was their forever partner instead of you
* Patience - I can entertain myself for hours in a white room with nothing but a couch, a marker, and a ball of yarn.
* Planning ahead and coming off as spontaneous
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look young, but don't let that fool you; I am a responsible, mature man... who still enjoys an episode of South Park.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Noms: Bring on the food!

Paper weights: Historical fiction like Shiloh, fantasy like The Silmarillion, espionage like Bourne Trilogy, and philosophy like Tao Te Ching

Streaming: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Blacklist

It's FILM. Not movies... okay fine, maybe movies too: Amélie, Royal Tenenbaums, Lord of the Rings, Stardust, Princess Bride, The Incredibles, Mean Girls, Milo & Otis, Ted

Eargasms: Lorde, Kina Grannis, Spoon, Guster, Mumford & Sons, Jet, Postal Service, Carla Bruni, Iron & Wine, Beatles, DJ Fresh, Matt & Kim

Ask me about classical/jazz music or video games if you're interested.

I love classy fine art. Gimme live theater, wine, and an art gallery any day, then you may call me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. Friends/family
2. Hilarity/comedy/laughing
3. Cuddling/kissing
4. My bicycle
5. My camera
6. BBQs - they're my replacement for long walks on the beach

...BBQs are probably #1.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. I'm a dude.

But seriously - I think about nutrition, health, and fitness. What a tragedy, huh? Also, thinking about when I'm returning to Vietnam for another visit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shenanigans! At an art gallery opening, live theater, partying, comedy shows, video games, the gym, bicycling, soccer, wine tasting (the redder the better)...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cuddle my pillows when I sleep. Also, I tend to be big spoon.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You realize that the point of this site is to find someone for at least a first date.

Also if:
* You can handle sass and give your own sass
* You want to challenge me to a comedy reference contest
* You try new thangs... and brewed thangs
* You have doe eyes
* You're honest and speak your mind
* You love fluffy animals!

Seriously... just message me already.

**Bonus if you're into outdoor adventuring, fitness, climbing, or cycling.