Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friends came up with:
fluffy (nope, I've no idea what that means either...hang on, was it
prone to fuckwittery;
"not a morning person...often not an afternoon person
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like where I am in life; my friends, my family, my job, yada
yada, but I've got some more things to do before I give up and
retire to the sun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting my feet behind my head. (EDIT: apparently not any more...I
think I just broke a rib trying that..)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On this site it's usually the fact that my chosen (and
unchangeable, without paying) username unintentionally makes me
sound like I have, ahem, "digestive issues" (I don't).
...see that "prone to fuckwittery" thing I mentioned up
...uh huh...you see it now don't you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rum, monkey-puzzle trees, Bottersnikes and Gumbles (formative
childhood reading), Jilly Cooper's Riders (formative teen
reading..it set some eye-opening benchmarks...I've 3 sisters; I
read what was around*), scuba, mangoes, gym, films (all sorts
really..'cept ones with Elijah Wood), music (again, all
sorts..'cept Westlife), sweets (especially All Sorts).
Examples: Crazy P, Nick Cave, Green Wing, Dan Flavin, Tim Burton,
Shooting the Past, Daft Punk (French house in general really),
Bridget Riley, Spiritualized, Blazing Saddles. The thing I love
more than anything is the sea.
Less keen on: jazz....folk...sounds like squeezing cats through
mangle. Violins and accordions? Together?! WTF?
* Don't judge me, they were brilliantly indecent when I was a
teenager...the books I mean...not my sisters...that'd just be
wrong...really, really wrong..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being male, apparently it's supposed to be sex isn't it?
When I'm not thinking of that I'm wondering whether I'd be allowed
to get road tax for a hovercraft.
How otters have got life pretty sorted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends most likely.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have joie de vivre, that's what I like most, along with a
little je ne sais quoi...and you now know my full French
repertoire...alright, NOW you know my whole French ability.
If you secretly, or not so secretly, enjoy schadenfreude (I'm shit
hot at German) then you're my type.
You know what? Just email if you want to...
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