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27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I take my passions and my hobbies very seriously, and myself not at all. I only partake in good things and won't settle for less. I'll make bad puns until you're so embarrassed for me that you want to disappear. Aside from the occasional rough patch, I'm still very much in love with New York, in all it's smelly, loud, obnoxious, garish splendor.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently living in Brooklyn, working my buns off making coffee that I invest way too much of myself in, and serving people that couldn't give two shits about me or anyone I know(I like it anyway). I write a bit of everything (or nothing depending on how you look at it); it mostly amounts to gobbledygook but like whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pouring water over crushed up cherry pits in it's various iterations, being not witty in the wittiest ways possible, being lazy but capable, not using cliches (is my subversion of cliches a cliche in itself? who cares), using semi-colons; because of this, I overuse them.
Oh yeah and first dates (believe it.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
These incredible baby blues (thanks grandpa).

Also everyday for years at least one person tells me I look like the spitting image of the front-man of a certain rock band out of England (I mean, I guess they started out as rock, right?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't care at all that my musical tastes match Pitchfork's to such a degree as to border on parody. Bring on The National, Animal Collective, Battles, The Flaming Lips, whatever the heck else 'indie' rock bullshit people listen to nowadays. If you disliked the new Daft Punk album you're a total fucking asshole.

I studied and created film in the more optimistic yesteryears of my life, so needless to say cinema is my jam and I've probably seen more films than you and your best friend combined. If you feel the need to prove me wrong then the joke's on you because you just messaged me and that was my plan all along.

I watch kind of a lot of TV as well; all the usual suspects, past and present.

I will eat anything. Even the gross stuff...especially the gross stuff. I hate the describe myself using the term foodie but well

I've been doing the whole David Foster Wallace thing and let me tell you that boy can write.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...Legos? Oh actually excuse me - LEGOs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The good old days (which is weird because they weren't that good and I'm not that old)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was doing the opposite of whatever I'm currently doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just reactivated my account because I'm lonely (fuck you, you're lonely too, don't trip) and somehow didn't realize how stick up the ass serious my old profile was so I re-wrote every word.
You should message me if
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If you actually want to meet up in person and not just fart around through messages for weeks.