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ICantaloupe

24 M Cirencester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Light-hearted guy with a penchant for offensively bright trousers. I'm passionate about people and life, which means I can't do things in half measures.

Having realised that nothing else can make you feel more alive, I'm determined to make new experiences that scare the hell out of me as much as possible. If by the end of it all I become one of those old people that has a story to tell for everything I'll be one happy man indeed.

Love to laugh and chat about life, the universe and everything.

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves," was one of the smartest things Einstein ever said.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Advising/helping/upsetting financial advisers, depending on how you look at it!

Smiling and beguiling.

Finally getting around to finishing that degree I started and subjecting myself to a PGCE afterwards to teach secondary school students (fingers crossed!)

Forcing myself into running. My legs hate me right about now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I had my old housemates help with this one as I'm not too sure:

- Listening.
- Eating inordinate amounts of food (I didn't realise this was a thing!).
- Making plans.
- Three-point turns (I gave up the ability to parallel park though).
- Awful jokes (as in appallingly bad, not hideously offensive).
- Messy cooking.
- Self-deprecation (I realise that's a bit of an oxymoron).
- People-watching in bars.
- Faffing around.
- Landing on my feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- That like most people my age, I'm 24.
- That I usually pick an awful shirt and tie combination.
- That I'm usually wearing a flustered look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Trying to branch out after finishing the ASoIaF series (suggestions welcome!), other favourites include the Discworld series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Animal Farm and Sherlock Holmes novels. History books (modern) are a good read.

Movies
All the usual suspects: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, American History X, Shaun of the Dead, Superbad etc.

TV Shows
South Park, Arrested Development, Spaced, Flight of the Conchords, Archer and Game of Thrones. Recently went on a nostalgia trip with Dragon Ball Z. It's not as good as I remembered.

Music
Arcade Fire, Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastian, The Cure, The Decemberists, Eels, Flaming Lips, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, I Am Kloot, Interpol, Manics, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Pixies, Pulp, Radiohead, The Smiths, Vampire Weekend, Reggie Watts and Weezer.

My last.fm, because why not? http://www.last.fm/user/kayjaybles

Games
Scrabble, the Civilization series, Poker (I'm completely unreadable which people seem to find very annoying but in reality I don't know what I'm doing half the time), Ring of Fire, Worms (Armageddon). Otherwise unplayed games - I've got plenty of those in my Steam library.

Food
Anything spicy usually - a madras is the curry of choice and I make some mean veggie enchiladas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

1) Organising my life through lists.
2) My car (never thought I would admit to it!)
3) Pulling a duvet fresh out of the tumble dryer.
4) Pringles.
5) Spontaneity.
6) Puns. Lots of puns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Often how amazing strangers can be to other people.
- Witty comebacks that I should have used in arguments that have long gone!
- The next half-baked crackpot scheme I might have.
- Escaping the rat race.
- Buying a knackered old campervan and travelling around Europe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either being terrorised by my children or getting out and about with friends. Sometimes the odd board-game filled evening or piling through some tv shows. Developing a love/hate relationship with the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After a heavy night of drinking at a wedding reception in Germany I woke up in the night and managed to fall into the next door neighbour's pond. I was rescued by a big burly German and couldn't quite explain why I went to breakfast in a damp suit the following morning.

I own a onesie and I am completely unashamed by this.

I once got married and my first daughter was born 48 hours later. That was a fun weekend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You fancy going for a chat over coffee (or tea, if that's what you're into) - sending messages is nice, but meeting people is nicer.

...You like making spontaneous plans.