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IChooseNoise

26 / M / gay / Single

New York, New York

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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I am pseudo-hilarious, ever-curious, and always-adventurous.

My Self-Summary

I'm the guy that wells up at the transformation reveals on "The Biggest Loser" and, much to the chagrin of those around him, can't subdue his laugher when watching a painstakingly bad movie. If I had one vice, it would be an almost supernatural weakness for gummy bears.

I love music. I enjoy dancing - both on my own and the "with the stars" variety. I can get rowdy at football games. I make awkward "... that's what she said" assertions at inopportune times. I think Maine might be the most beautiful state in this country.

My goals in life consist of one day winning "Survivor," an Olympic medal and voicing a Disney character. My current aspiration? To be able to stroll into the bar around the corner, pull up a stool, say "Smitty ... the usual please, my good man" and have my favorite drink be poured in front of me.

I moved to New York from Los Angeles in December and - despite loving every minute - don't feel like I've even begun to uncover all this city has to offer. I'm excited about the prospect of meeting new people - both resident New Yorkers and recent transplants like myself - and painting this town red.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a hard-working "working actor." I founded my own public relations agency about a year ago and balance that with an incubating stage career. I'm impatiently goal-oriented.

I’m really good at

making people laugh. A lot. I'm also quite possibly the greatest listener in the history of ear-bearing organisms. It's true. I can make you feel completely at ease and comfortable in less than ten sentence exchanges, guaranteed. I'm extremely passionate, so anything I take on or invest in is given my all. Whether it's performance, building a business, cracking a joke or baking a cake, you can bet it's going to wind up the best darn variation this guy can possibly churn out (love it or hate it).

The first things people usually notice about me

is usually my eyes or my smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The Beach by Alex Garland, Lord of the Flies by Sir William Golding, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Movies: the "Bourne" trilogy, "Wall-E"

Music: Robbie Williams, Geri Halliwell, Gary Barlow, Take That, Kylie Minogue, Michael Tolcher, Blake Lewis, John McLaughlin, Kelly Clarkson, Rob Thomas, "Next to Normal"

Food: anything sans-trans fat, barbecue, cheese, chicken fingers, gummy bears

The six things I could never do without

1. My family (cliché).
2. My friends (cliché-r).
3. Music.
4. Love.
5. Thunderstorms.
6. Rainbow sprinkles.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the future - where to go, who to see, how to do it - whether five minutes or five years from now.

On a typical Friday night I am

taking in a show with friends, catching a movie or dining out for hours on end. A phrase you'll hear me say quite often is "let's make some memories!" Needless to say, I'm all about the experience, no matter what it is ... if we laugh, count me in!

You should message me if

you're up for some boat rowing in Central Park, dinner at the Oak Room, drinks at the Plaza, a trek out to the Statue of Liberty, a day spent at the MET, an evening with Shakespeare in the Park, a walk from one end of the island to the other, a night of hilarity at the Upright Citizen's Brigade ... the list goes on and on!